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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. So now at least one principal is offended by candy canes because they're shaped like a J which he says stands for Jesus. By that logic, why don't we ban spaghetti and meatballs because it's a symbol of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

     

    And now I want a candy cane. Like desperately.

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Because literally no being in existence ever has ever been offended by being reminded of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

       ...Is there an actual place I can look up stuff on the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

       

       If he was I, I would ban candy canes too.  ...Because those suckers can be licked into an actually skin-piercing shiv with little to no effort. Don't lie! You know EVERY KID has & will do that!

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Kyoshi I don’t know. I doubt it. What I do know is apparently it was a she- that’s my mistake, and she was placed on administrative leave.

      Can we just talk about how the hell she got a job as a principal when she doesn’t even know which way to hold a candy  cane?

      @Widdershins ...That’s fair actually. We need common sense candy cane control and candy cane free zones!

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      ...Panicked a bit there when you said "candy free zones." Can only imagine the fuss that'd kick up!

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