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So now at least one principal is offended by candy canes because they're shaped like a J which he says stands for Jesus. By that logic, why don't we ban spaghetti and meatballs because it's a symbol of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
And now I want a candy cane. Like desperately.
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Because literally no being in existence ever has ever been offended by being reminded of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
...Is there an actual place I can look up stuff on the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
If he was I, I would ban candy canes too. ...Because those suckers can be licked into an actually skin-piercing shiv with little to no effort. Don't lie! You know EVERY KID has & will do that!
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@Kyoshi I don’t know. I doubt it. What I do know is apparently it was a she- that’s my mistake, and she was placed on administrative leave.
Can we just talk about how the hell she got a job as a principal when she doesn’t even know which way to hold a candy cane?
@Widdershins ...That’s fair actually. We need common sense candy cane control and candy cane free zones!