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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. I just saw a news article reporting that a postal worker began urinating while holding the mail and walking.

    If that shocks you or disgusts you, TRUST me: that’s not even in the top 5 worst things that happen to mail. ;)

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      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      To answer the not wearing uniform thing, the lady may have been an entry level carrier. You don’t get uniform until 90-180 days of work have passed. As for the driving on lawns thing, I guarantee she was fired immediately if she was entry level or written up if she was regular.

      did I ever show you the runaway mail truck video?

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      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sqjO6QG0oS8

      Yeah, so this is why they curb the wheels, use the emergency brake, and take the keys. They even tell you, "If the truck runs away from you, don't even bother chasing it. You're already fired."

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