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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. "How I want a drink - alcoholic, of course - after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics."

    The maths book I'm reading proposed this mnemonic for memorisation of the first 15 digits of pi (the number of letters in each word in order giving 3.14159265358979). The perfect fusion of our interests. :-P

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      That sounds like it can be quite nice! Though i am a big fan of nature (except mosquitoes. Noah probably should have just swatted those two mosquitoes). But they love me with a crazy passion. I can't keep them off me. I am just irresistible that way. (For insects)

      I am doing my best. But all this time on drive up is hurting my sales. It's near impossible to sell anything on drive up and you need to sell one thing per day. So far I haven't sold anything in drive up but i sell multiple things when i am off it. So i try to make up for it then. 

      Hmm... I'm going to give you a better job title to go by, okay? How about "The Myth Personified: Duality".

      Great Geotechnical Gonzalez?

      Earthsassin?

      Sorry, i tried :/

      It sounds like a good job for you though. I'm sure you're doing your level best too. I can see you with a few promotions coming your way as well in time!

    3. Duality

      Duality

      Oh, yeah, bloodsucking insects are something of a recurring downside of my job. My veins run very close to the surface, which is a boon to both nurses and mosquitoes.

      One item a day, you say? That somehow manages to be an understandable objective for management to set and a rigorous target for employees to live up to at the same time. Odd how hard seemingly simple profit can be to get sometimes.

      I refuse your apologies, sorry. Those job titles have all been added to my personal online nickname repository - and set in pride of place, to boot. Unacceptable lack of acceptance of your own above-par abilities.

      Thank you kindly, fine sir! The boss seems to like me; he mentioned to me the other day that he'd heard from everyone he'd asked that I've been picking things up well, which is very promising indeed. :mlp_yeehaa:

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      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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      They keep sending us our sales numbers in emails. I do my best but as a team we keep missing several goals. But last month we crushed a particularly difficult goal. 

      Heh, thanks. Not many people tell me i have anything that's above par. 

      I can see why! You're smart, confident, and full of positive energy. Three of the most important factors to employment! 

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