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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    You know what I learned today?

    People are so incredibly brave when there’s a bulletproof pane of glass separating them from you.

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I had the audacity to ask a guy which of his 268 accounts to put his money into.

    3. Duality

      Duality

      You know what I learned today?

      They're only incredibly brave if the bulletproof glass isn't also separating me from a blast furnace.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Fun fact: there are two bullets wedged into my branch’s drive up window from gang violence across the street.

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