Stone Cold Steve Tuna

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  • Birthday 07/05/1992

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    90377 Sedna
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    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
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    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  1. My life is a wreck.

    I work a shitty minimum wage job for a boss who treats me like trash, my neighbor hates me and does what he can to sabotage me, my best friend is a bumbling idiot man child, my only female friend friend zoned me almost immediately after we met, the only source of happiness in my life is my pet, which is just a bug. I can't even drive yet! And you know what the worst part is?

     I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      What about a white pill? Because white has every color in it.

      how about I have the purple pill and use milk to swallow it?

    3. Duality


      Objection: It's only white light that has every colour in it - black pigment is the one with all the colours mixed in.

      Black milk might be a bit worse for your health to drink, though.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      I drank the black milk and the white milk. God help me.