Single Status Update
My life is a wreck.
I work a shitty minimum wage job for a boss who treats me like trash, my neighbor hates me and does what he can to sabotage me, my best friend is a bumbling idiot man child, my only female friend friend zoned me almost immediately after we met, the only source of happiness in my life is my pet, which is just a bug. I can't even drive yet! And you know what the worst part is?
I live in a pineapple under the sea.