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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    I remember when you used to be able to go to the store with $5 and get a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, a dozen apples, a pound of ground beef, some beer, and cheese. Can’t do that nowadays.

     

    Too many security cameras.

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    2. Splashee

      Splashee

      Why bring $5 when you don't need them ;)

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      You can shoplift all you want if you steal the cameras first! ...and maybe whatever security guards question you, steal them too.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Security guards don’t go for all that much anymore. It’s not generally a sound financial decision to steal them.

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