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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Had a mission to destroy an outpost for some goods in rimworld, so I sent my best colonist.

    I had to fight The Nose.

    No seriously. That’s the name:

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    My colonist was wearing some of the best armor available. The Nose was not to be trifled with though.

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    One sniper rifle shot from my colonist to her torso and she didn’t even flinch. She whirls around and headshots my colonist. Thank god I had her wearing a helmet.

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    What happened next was a long fight in which my colonist with superior gun skills couldn’t hit her target at all while The Nose landed hit after hit, piercing my colonist’s armor and nearly killing her. It was dumb luck that my colonist (Genevieve) managed a shot to the leg that must’ve clipped the femoral artery. The Nose slipped away peacefully from blood loss while Genevieve narrowly managed to tend her wounds and is now recovering at home. But she spared one last look at the one that almost had her number. 
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    Fear The Nose.

    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      She seemed like a nice lady, still helping people despite there not being a need much for health. So much unneeded detail, and yet you still killed her. Shame on you! Why'd you have to go out in public and pick on The Nose like that?!!?

    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      You know what they say. You can pick your nose, but you can’t pick The Nose.

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      In soviet Rimworld! The Nose... Picks you!

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