Stone Cold Steve Jobs
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I had an idea at work.
You guys remember at Petting zoos they had those food dispensers? You put a coin in and get a handful of kibble for the animals to eat out of your hand?
What if we get that for anyone who works with the public?
Hear me out. The customer gets grumpy, you hold your hand out and pet their head as they eat the kibble. There’s a hamster water bottle right at every register for them and wheels they can exercise on.
But we electrify the stanchions holding up the line so they can’t escape. But they get hay bedding!
I should never be left in charge of anything ever.
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@Mirage I fully support this name.
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