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  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
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    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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    Epona
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    Zelda
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    Sam Axe
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    The one around the corner that sells fences
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    Carlton Lassiter
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    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Alrighty, time for the results of this week’s trivia game!

    Day 1: The Second to last shot of the day in film is called the Abby Singer, after a production manager and assistant director of the same name. The last shot of the day is called the martini, because “the next shot you’re taking is out of a glass.”

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    Fact! And there are more shot nicknames too. The first shot of the day is called the Jonesy, after Sarah Jones, an AC who was killed on location in an accident involving a train. The Jonesy is used to remind all crew that no shot is worth a human life. The Bertuzzi shot is the shot after the last shot of the day, because it’s “the shot you don’t see coming.”

    Day 2: Cicada 3301 is a secretive group that occasionally releases cyphers, riddles, and puzzles both online and in the world in an attempt at locating “intelligent individuals.” The group’s actual intentions or purpose is unknown, and is theorized to be a cult, part of the CIA/NSA, or even an alternate reality game.

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    Fact! Cicada 3301 has a strange presence that extends to the real world, into the deep web, and sometimes as far as the dark web. What little is known about the group is, it asks winners of its contests their opinions on piracy and censorship. But little else is known about the group.

    Day 3: Bob Ross was a drill sergeant. (Yes, that Bob Ross). 

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    Fact! He allegedly thought being a drill sergeant was turning him into a mean person and he disliked raising his voice. So he left.

    Day 4: It rains sulfuric acid on Neptune.

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    A bunch of crap! It’s theorized that, nearer the center where pressures and heat are extreme, it rains diamonds. But sulfuric acid rain is Venus’ gimmick.

    Day 5: Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition and lost.

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    Fact! Sir Charles Chaplin thought it would be great if he entered a lookalike competition of himself. He would take first, and then reveal that he was the REAL OG slapstick comic of old. It turned out he May have not just lost, but lost BADLY. Like, 20th place or worse badly. That is, if the reports are to be believed.

    So how did you do? Whether you won or lost the important thing is, did you at least have some fun? I do hope so. For now, here is the prize. You get...

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    A STYLISH PANT! Just like what you just won from Hopalong Harry’s One-Leg-At-A-Time Pantorium. Your one stop shop for all fine pant and slack!

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    Plz don’t sue me Jellyvision.

     

    See you guys next week, I hope! New facts/craps, maybe a bit trickier. Enjoy!

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Pastel Heart Belts are not included. Fair warning.

      @Duality Are you just going to pour water on it? Because you can’t do that after midnight.

      Do you guys want Calvin Clein (the discount version of Calvin Klein) or Ralph Lawren?

    3. Pastel Heart

      Pastel Heart

      any pant 

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    4. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I did pretty good. :)

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