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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Okay, here’s yesterday’s answer for you:

    If I opened up a file without checking it, and it gave my computer a virus which opened random webpages, inverted my screen colors, opened random files and eventually only loaded the Nyan Cat on startup, which of the following viruses do I most likely have?

    A. ILOVEYOU

    B. Wannacry 

    C. Memz 

    D. Melissa

    The answer is...

    Spoiler

    C! The Memz Trojan is the only one listed whose early payloads include opening meme worthy searches online, Windows asking if you are still using the computer, and gradually the payloads get worse and worse until the computer crashes or otherwise reboots. Upon reboot, the computer will say “Your computer has been trashed by the Memz Trojan! Now enjoy the nyan cat...” and it will then play the nyan cat on loop instead of performing boot up.

    Now here’s today’s question:

    Which impractical joker had to pitch the idea for a book called The Bible II?

    A. Q

    B. Sal

    C. Murr

    D. Joe

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      When in doubt, always press C.

      Which is exactly what I am going to do again. C.

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