Stone Cold Steve Jobs
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spoiler Is mlp to hard to follow for little girls
Stone Cold Steve Jobs replied to Ponyboy sodapop's topic in Sugarcube Corner
If little kids can follow the plot of Teen Titans Go, I am fairly confident they can follow that show too. -
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Obviously @Widdershins has not been approached by an Indian man online.
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This is what long division has always looked like to me.
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You know what's more fun than getting your gums scraped?
Getting a cavity filled two days later. This is my fate.
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You ready to be let down horses?
Within the next few thousand years, the moon will have retreated enough from Earth that a total solar eclipse will no longer be possible.
You've just been let down.
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"Bring back my mommy."
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Seems to me like ISIS needs another MOAB. Extremism is a neurological disorder.
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And if you listen very carefully, you can hear the sound of North Korea bitching out.
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What's the scariest thing you have done?
Stone Cold Steve Jobs replied to Crosswind's topic in General Discussion
I considered buying DayZ Standalone. It's scary because i had been expecting a game that would actually be finished someday. -
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At long last. I found it.
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What picks you up when you are down?
Stone Cold Steve Jobs replied to Crosswind's topic in General Discussion
I just think of how many people I triggered that day, and it brings a smile to my face. -
My ideal date needs to not be crazy. That's about it. so, of course, the only women I ever attract are crazy. You have to be nuts to like me, is what I mean.
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I don't. I hate everyone equally. If you're a vegan and you go out of your way to guilt trip me for eating meat, I will go out of my way to stare you in the eyes while I have a big juicy steak. If you're a vegan but you don't judge, then I have no reason to judge you or pick on you for it.
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Wait, so... the answer comes before the question in this medium? Despite the lack of proper punctuation to indicate it as such and the unnecessary repetition of the message's recipient that would be meaningless in its proper context? Is the joke that that is not what the meaning of the term "allergic" means or that Ramsay is too stupid to tell the difference between "a strong dislike" and "a violent biological reaction to foreign substances" the latter of which one would hope your chef is usually aware of?
Have I sufficiently murdered the humor yet?
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books George Orwell's 1984 topic: What if there is no Eastasia or Eurasia?
Stone Cold Steve Jobs replied to heavens-champion's topic in Media Discussion
Orwell wrote that story to be mostly open to interpretation. The existence of Big Brother as an actual person instead of just a figurehead is still out for debate. What you suggested is entirely possible, but based on my recollections of the story it feels less likely, predominantly due to the Proles. I'm sure there are at least a few who fought those battles themselves. Additionally, a world owned entirely by Oceania would be more susceptible to unrest among the people. It's why total control never really works. No matter how powerful you become, by spreading to all ends of the earth you also spread thin, which means stress points where one unchecked rebellion can cause a problem. Sure, the telescreens prevent most such problems, but aren't the Proles free of them? If a handful of proles managed to organize, there could be a serious issue for the Party. However, the Party is nothing if not crafty. Maybe they have a way around that risk or, at the least, have a plan for damage control? With a government like the Party, one false move will fail an entire uprising.
