Stone Cold Steve Jobs

Does anyone else think green apple jolly ranchers taste like banana? Not artificial banana flavor, but an actual banana. My coworkers said I was crazy until they tried them. Now about half of them agree with me, and the other half think we've all lost our minds.

Bleh... Looks like I've come down with another cold or something. Where's Fluttershy when you need her?

Is Monday.

Am bored.

Did a thing.

Scary name change 

I wouldn’t want to confront Stone Cold Steve Jobs 

...APRIL FOOLS! 

Hope no one was fooled or annoyed too badly. I was impersonating my friend, @Stone Cold Steve Jobs.

But now it's over. I am back to being myself.  I have no idea what I'll be doing next year...

Also, if you want to see a REAL status update from me, check out this one that Steve posted here.

Take care, my crowd. 

Hi fellow ponies, I hope your day has been good today! Also, happy April Fool's Day! 

Okay, enough April Fooling.  Time to go to bed. 

Goodnight everypony!  See you all in the morning! 

Birds of a... flame?

How goes it, my crowd? 

All praise the sun in her infinite glory!

You all smashed the Hug goal, so I will be doing more MLP/Sonic Song matching soon. Look forward to that.  

Also, I have mixed up my viewing schedule so that hopefully I can squeeze in more shows. Since I am catching up on ReVice, I will watch that earlier in the week to make more room for Superhuman Samurai and anything else I need to see. Probably won't be this way forever, but for now, it's working out.

Take care, my crowd. 

In case you all weren't aware, as of today, Pastafarianism is now the official religion of every country in the developed world. Praise the Spaghetti Overlord!

Good morning and happy Friday everypony! I hope you've all got a great weekend planned (and yes, planning to do nothing is still a plan). Go out there and make the most of it, and maybe share a smile or two or ten along the way.

Here are the results of last week's poll.

As for this week's poll, I'm gonna resolve an problem I should've resolved a long time ago. There are three truly awesome ponies all deserving of the title "best pony", it's finally time to put this dilemma to rest and find out which one is best of the best. And so today's question, with only three choices this time: Which of these three is worthy of being called best?

A.

B.

C.

Happy Friday everypony! 

Hello you awesome Pones

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Hello you awesome Pones

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Here comes yesterday’s question:

In Holes, Stanley survived being stranded in the desert with water and by eating nothing but what?

A. Insects
B. Yellow-Spotted Lizards
C. Sunflower Seeds 
D. Onions

This was…

Here comes today’s question:

The story A Rose for Emily takes place in which of the following counties?

A. Jackson
B. Yoknapatawpha
C. Dougal 
D. Raintree

Good morning and happy Friday everypony! I hope you've all got a great weekend planned (and yes, planning to do nothing is still a plan). Go out there and make the most of it, and maybe share a smile or two or ten along the way.

Here are the results of last week's poll.

As for this week's poll, I'm gonna resolve an problem I should've resolved a long time ago. There are three truly awesome ponies all deserving of the title "best pony", it's finally time to put this dilemma to rest and find out which one is best of the best. And so today's question, with only three choices this time: Which of these three is worthy of being called best?

A.

B.

C.

Happy Friday everypony! 

Huzzah! My $2 bill collection grows. I had a customer earlier today pay for something with a bunch of them.

It's time once again to Equip the Script! Can you guess the right answer? 

In Episode 19, A Dog and Pony Show, Rarity is captured by the Diamond Dogs. She begs to be released, by they refuse. "You're our precious little pony. Do you think we care 'bout the pain you're under?" Rover says. They make it clear they want her to use her talents to find the gems in the mines. Rarity eventually replies with "Oh! Is that all? There. A lovely pocket of jewels are right there. Now, if you'd be so kind as to show me the exit?", pointing out where to collect gems. What is Rover's reply?

A. "You should'a turned, walked away from here..."
B. "Please be quiet!"
C. "Good! Now, dig them up, pony."
D. "We hunt for gems, but you are a better hunter."

And yes, the question is a trick question~!

• There is no limit on who can win this game.
• Answer the question correctly, become a 1st place winner.
• Find the trick part of the question, and you become an S-Rank winner.
• Comment, leave extra quotes or trivia, or do anything else, and you get a bonus hug.

Good luck, my crowd. 

Good morning everypony! I hope it's been a great weekend for you so far. I think it's gonna be another warm day out there today, the kind of day I love the most. And I hope it's the kind of day a certain little filly likes too, it's her special day after all.

Happy birthday Nyx!

Good morning everypony! It's Friday once again, and what a wonderful day it is. It's refreshingly cool out this morning, which means it should be a warm day by this afternoon, the kind of day I've been waiting for for months. Let's be sure to make the most of the day and the entire weekend if this keeps up.

Here are our results from last week's poll.

And I do believe a certain pony last week said something along the lines of "Maybe next week I'll offer more options." Well, I'm here to deliver on that promise. With that, here is this week's quick poll:

Hotdog?
A. Ranch dressing and cheese
B. Jelly and honey
C. Pistachio and gummy bears
D. You monster! What have you done?!?

Happy Friday everypony! 

Punk look Rarity; Yay or Nay?

Gah! There goes the rest of me!

...

I'm ok with this change.  Looks like a certain little filly is getting excited for her birthday this weekend. Welcome back, Nyx! 

Here comes yesterday’s question:

Known in the wrestling world as the “Montreal Screwjob”, this incident, occurring in 1997, involved Vince McMahon covertly manipulating a match between Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels so that Bret allegedly tapped out to which of the following moves?

A. The Sharpshooter

B. Mandible Claw

C. Triangle Choke

D. Hell’s Gate

This was…

Here comes today’s question:

Which of the following moves was allegedly used by Abraham Lincoln during his wrestling days?

A. Tombstone Piledriver

B. Whippersnapper

C. RKO

D. Chokeslam

Good morning fillies and gentlecolts! At long last we've finally made it to the end of another week. This one seemed to really take its time coming around. I can't complain though, considering it started with Pie Day on Monday, heading toward Lyra's favorite human holiday yesterday. It's been a pretty great week overall. Today finishes it out, so let's finish the week strong. Finish it with a smile. Go and make someone's day today, even if it's just through a small act of kindness. Share the Friday smile.

Here are the results from two weeks ago's poll.

Here's your new quick poll for the week:

Hotdog?
A. Ketchup
B. Mustard
C. Peanut butter
D. Peanut butter? You monster!

Happy Friday everypony! 

Good morning fillies and gentlecolts! At long last we've finally made it to the end of another week. This one seemed to really take its time coming around. I can't complain though, considering it started with Pie Day on Monday, heading toward Lyra's favorite human holiday yesterday. It's been a pretty great week overall. Today finishes it out, so let's finish the week strong. Finish it with a smile. Go and make someone's day today, even if it's just through a small act of kindness. Share the Friday smile.

Here are the results from two weeks ago's poll.

Here's your new quick poll for the week:

Hotdog?
A. Ketchup
B. Mustard
C. Peanut butter
D. Peanut butter? You monster!

Happy Friday everypony! 

Good morning fillies and gentlecolts! At long last we've finally made it to the end of another week. This one seemed to really take its time coming around. I can't complain though, considering it started with Pie Day on Monday, heading toward Lyra's favorite human holiday yesterday. It's been a pretty great week overall. Today finishes it out, so let's finish the week strong. Finish it with a smile. Go and make someone's day today, even if it's just through a small act of kindness. Share the Friday smile.

Here are the results from two weeks ago's poll.

Here's your new quick poll for the week:

Hotdog?
A. Ketchup
B. Mustard
C. Peanut butter
D. Peanut butter? You monster!

Happy Friday everypony! 

If I created a cryptocurrency called Lyracoin, would you invest in it?