Stone Cold Steve Jobs

I have 3.

the first one was a gash on my forehead because I slipped in the kitchen and cut my head on a refrigerator door hinge

the second is a gash on my leg I got at the beach. There was a random stack of cinder blocks in the water. Probably should have gotten stitches for that one 

the third is a gash in my hand because I stabbed myself with a knife opening a box because I’m an idiot.

Brownies, 100%. But no shame to twinkies, those are good too.

Any. I like it when my food bites back.

John Prine dying made me cry back in 2020, but most celebrities mean nothing to me.

That’s not smog. It’s smug.

Began working on scripts for a tv series

The Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Easy.

I hate any screaming music with the fiery passion of a thousand suns, and also most rap songs. The country music they release nowadays is just bad pop.

If I have kids, I’m trying to push my girlfriend to go with the middle name “wait for it”

re: Marvin Waitforit Erikson

Last I checked, about 85 wpm 

Chick fil-a is on The List for me.

For those who are curious, The List is an ever expanding pool of restaurants that have done something sleazy or given me food poisoning before. If you’re on the list, I won’t touch you with a ten foot pole.

Chick fil-a is #15.

You ever hear of that phrase? 

“A woman without her man is nothing.”

 Or it can be read as “A woman: Without her, man is nothing.”

As with this discussion, it depends who you ask. Everyone is wired differently. Some women are not emotionally balanced while some men are, and some men are not emotionally balanced while some women are.

@Splashee 

“It’s the fuckin’ Catalina Wine Mixer!”

If it’s going well, anyone is a 10/10.

All the time. Not respected or appreciated at work.

I had laser surgery on some facial scarring about 11 years ago. The an aesthetic they used to Dull the pain worked just fine on one side of my face but it didn’t even help a little on the other side.

It felt like someone heated a butter knife until it was red hot and then slowly dragged it along my face.

It didn’t matter if we had hair, bugs, or used bandages cooked into our food. It Still ate okay. 

I don’t even use one here.

10.5 US

I think that works out to roundabout 44 EU

I like my job only marginally more than I like being homeless.

I handled a Carolina reaper pretty good. I like spicy food. 

Since my

last post here our skies went from not that bad to heavily light polluted. I can no longer even see Ursa Major anymore.

@Splashee® I have another fact for you: Space is, like, really big man.

On 9/3/2020 at 7:31 PM, LyraLover 💚 said:

All right, time to revive this thread.

Can you draw the Mona Lisa cosplaying as Lyra Heartstrings?

@WWolfThe only taboos here are my attempts at art.