Stone Cold Steve Jobs

I don't kill spiders if they're in my house unless it's an accident. Like they decide to sit in the middle of the floor and I step on them by mistake.

If a spider has its web in the corner of my house, I don't bother it. If the spider is in my shower I'd like to try and get it out of there. If the spider is just in the way or in a spot where my cat might try to eat it I'll usually just put it outside.

My mom would call in a nuke if she had the ability to.

I like spiders for the most part. If there's one hanging out in a corner of a room and not getting in the way I usually just let it be. But I don't like to kill them. If a spider is in the way or my cat might try to eat it, I'll take it outside and set it free. But I prefer keeping them around because of what they do to other pests that might enter my home.

(I use a variety of One Direction albums to keep ants out of my kitchen.)

The only time I even play lottery is when I get tickets as a gift.

Even if I did gamble, I'd be the least interesting gambler in existence. I could have, say, $5000 worth of chips, right? I'll bet 2 on blackjack, and lose the hand.

"Welp, that's me bust."

"Sir, you still have 4998 chips."

"Yeah, that's me bust."

Or on the other hand:
Me: *wins the equivalent of $5*

Me: "Alright, time to get while the gettin's good."

Yes. It's odd for me, since I'm normally quite clumsy with my hands. But with chopsticks I'm actually pretty good, for the most part.

Unless I'm shivering or shaking. Then it's just not happening.

I've seen stories of it. From what I read most of it is dead web pages and fairly boring stuff. But personally going there for the experience? I'm not interested in doing that. The surface web is more than enough for me.

Nope, that was never my type of thing. I like quieter nights, and spending time with good friends more so than clubs or bars or anything like that.

Everyone you meet is just a corpse with some pizzazz.

At work. They’re getting ice cream cake for us today.

I last saw a pony when I was a child. I think it let me pet it. But I never really formed an opinion about them based on one interaction. I would like to learn to horseback ride one day. 

I've never met any to my knowledge, but that doesn't mean I am adverse to it. I'd love to meet some of you guys, honestly.

Very good friends have come. Friends I like to speak to and game with. Other things too, but more personal for me.

I don't think I ever owned a rubber duck. But I do have some bubble bath from 1998 in my bathroom.

Alright, no stunners this time.

*hugs @Widdershins @Dark Horse @Totally Roseluck @Duality @Tacodidra @ShadOBabe @Deerie @Splashee @Schattenherz @Yoshi89 @PiratePony @Samurai Equine @Cash In @Kitty Rose @Bastian @AppleButt @EpicEnergy @TomDaBombMLP @Sparklefan1234 @King of Canterlot @Le Trotteur Sauvage @Pastel Heart @Phosphor @Lucky Bolt 2.0 🤣 @Treeglow Flicker  @LyraLover 💚 *

You guys are all awesome. Keep looking up, everything is cool.

My friends mean the world to me. I cherish every moment I can spend with them, whether online or off.

How do you mean? I believe it still gets updates. 

On 6/26/2020 at 1:59 PM, Jesse Terrence said:

 

Honestly, aside from pokemon go, all their cellphone games were trash, animal crossing pocket camp included.

 

Dragalia Lost was an excellent game.

PISTOLS AT DAWN GOOD SIR

HI SPLASHEE!!!! This is SCST from the future!!

I have no idea. I know very little of my family tree. But I would like to learn about it.

I like onions more than is considered normal.

If I haven’t left in the majority of the time I spent here quietly with few friends, I have no intention of leaving any time soon as long as I have people here who care about me and I care for in kind. If something really bad happens and coming here stirs up foul memories, maybe. But if I just out of the blue vanish one day, assume that I am dead before you assume I left.

2 hours ago, Schattenherz said:

I'm here for the very few friends I have.

And you make those friends all the more grateful to have you here! 

I learned a long time ago that there are two kinds of people in this world: people who appreciate my sense of humor and people who can go fuck themselves.

Drink a Capri sun I left in the heat for 24 hours when I was 5. I got a mouth full of ants.

11 minutes ago, Schattenherz said:

I can pick up things with my feet? But seriously, I don't have a special talent.

You have a very special talent of brightening people’s days here!

This, Stevie Ray Vaughan’s Pride and Joy and Love Struck Baby are the three first songs I loved if memory serves. I remember sitting by my dad’s stereo and alternating between those three songs. 

 I met Robben Ford at one of his concerts when I was like 5. He took a picture with me, gave me an autograph, and Even gave me his guitar pick from that concert. I still have all of them!