The_Gobo

That's not cockney. That's not cockney at all.
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so:
1: I've known brit's who have shown me what cockney is, and it isn't just an accent, it's swapping words and using very odd references for specific things that I can't remember.
2: it's a chocobo. it's name is Cobo.

3: I'm a slime.

4: gettin' a little tired of people pointing that out constantly.

5: It's not 'awkward', it's random. and Random =/= Funny.

6: Stop trying to hard. It's cringy.

Well, no doubt. It's just the word I attribute to it. I've barely even seen a British person in person. I did it cause I felt like it! And making others cringe is a leetle bit funny!

 Pointing what out constantly? I just like to say gooball because it rolls of my tounges better that way! Think we've covered the space between Ooze & Slime before, there a step between you & Goo too? And hey, if its something your on about in particular, maybe pin me to the importance of what the difference is & maybe why its important to you? Oh hey, wonder if I've every asked you why Slime?

 Nyo... nyo, think awkward n' random are very close in meaning, eh?

  And trying hard would imply that I knew what I was aiming for!

 Is this Cobo the Chocobo a creation of your own? Do tell more! I know nothing more of Chocolate Boos other then them being a birdy mount in Final Fantasy!

And you can't be a slime! Your avatar is a birdie and everyone knows your avatar is a faithful depiction of what you are in reality! Slime ain't got no feathers!

1: pointing out that I don't have a slime avatar <_<
2: slimes can be bird-shaped.

3: No, awkward and random are not even remotely similar in definition.

4: Long story short: I shorta made it, I shorta didn't. And not on purpose.

Long story Long: a LOOOOOOOOOONG time ago on deviantArt, a guy had a chocobo knight gif avatar that I asked if I could use. He said no, so I took a screencap, edited it into the attached pic, and called it a Jedi Chocobo Knight. Later requested a friend on dA to make that into a pic, they made my current avatar. The gray portions on the tiny pic are suppose to be platemail, but they took it to be a black stripe running down it's center.
Much later, I commissioned Keali on dA to make a version in their artstyle and they made another one that I've shared in a few threads here. That one is the prettiest, but my avatar is my fav cause it was a good friend that made it.

All in all, I came up with the concept over time little by little and not really with any purpose in mind.

And eventually I gave it a name, 'Cobo', just cause... well Gobo...? Cobo...?

It's pretty much just suppose to be a Red Chocobo from Final Fantasy IX, the one that can climb mountains.

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