Otter

If you stayed out of the room upstairs and to the left, you'd see a very normal house. A woman reading a book on the couch, a man working hard in his office, and a teenage guy working on his airsoft guns. However, if you take the plunge into the lair of the youngest in the family, however, you'd be quite shocked, to say the least. You would see a disturbing mess, with candy wrappers and potato chip bags littering the floor, clothes strewn about, and a giant soda can pyramid. You'll see an odd-looking teenager sitting at a dirty desk. None of his clothes match, his hair looks like it was styled by a crow, his arms covered in scars and strange bracelets. You'll hear him conversing with himself, like Smeagol and Gollum. You'll see his fingers deftly typing as he browses YouTube or MLPForums. It's at this point you should run away, because if he sees a fly, he'll attack you with an axe until he's split you in half.

1. Yes. 2. Quite fun. 3. With the way your avatar's looking at me, anything could happen...

1. Yes. 2. Pretty fun. 3. I don't know, you look like a pretty good dancer.

If someone invites me, I always show up at a party. I think it would be a pretty good party.

Why don't you come around my place? Say, 8 or 9...

Dimitri x Applejack. Concord x Philomena.

All hail the motherland!

I'd never played any Zelda games until 2011. I thought they were stupid.

Concord x Celestia.

Concord x Concorde.

CloudsdaleCompanion x RD92.

Concord x scarves.

Probably a tie between RED and Linkin Park. RED, because I really like their style of metal. Linkin Park, because the lyrics of their songs are always relatable to me and how I'm feeling.

Concord x me.

Because the Water Temple sucks. Every time.

NO! Resist the evil!

Sky x Sauron.

Nevermind.

Flame Dancer x Burning Man.

You shitting me? Seriously? How do people not know what a brook is?

Brook x Mountains.

...Did we just?... Uh... gottagobye