Otter
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I'm so sorry my sister died. In the future, I'll make sure that I have God's powers, so I can save a dying child and save you the inconvenience of reading about it.
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Fair enough. Just in the future, I would avoid using "wicked" and "dude" in the same sentence when talking about dead people.
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When you're talking to someone who talks in a "cool dude" fashion, it's best not to use "that's wicked, dude" as a sympathetic phrase.
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Here in 'Murica, "wicked" is used as a synonym for "cool" or "awesome". Like when a skateboarder does a cool move, you'd say something like: "Aww, that was wicked, bro!"
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"wicked"? So you're implying that you think the fact that I have a dead sister is cool?
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WARNING! If you're easily offended, go away. This is what I do to keep myself entertained at work: Come up with weird parodies to songs. If you didn't get it, the basic plot of the song is that Justin Bieber is a troubled homosexual, so troubled, in fact, that he had to be institutionalized. He escaped from his cell, and is now proceeding to kill all the doctors and other employees of the mental hospital. (Please don't accuse me of being insensitive to the LGBT community. I'm part of it, so this is self-deprecating humor.)
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No, it's fine. I don't know why I've been feeling so connected to my sister lately, I never even met her. She was dead before I was born.
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Congratulations, you raped a dead body. You should be ashamed...
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imma rush u, den u gon pay bigg tiem
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I can't play guitar, so no. Have you ever broken a bone?
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Why am I so miserable all the time? I'm only fifteen, I shouldn't be this stressed until I'm having my mid-life crisis or something...
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Your kindness is infinite. ∞/10.
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hey u theef, i maed up tht pone. u eevul meeene, im gona kil u
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Can I have Nuclear Dawn? I would be very grateful. The game looks very interesting, what with it combining the FPS and RTS genres.
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You do realize that wasn't a joke, don't you?
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Come on people, ask me something juicy and interesting for once: http://mlpforums.com/topic/45450-ask-ht/
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Born in Denver, Colorado. Raised in the Washington D.C. area. I now reside in some dinky little hick town out in the middle of nowhere in Colorado.
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Of course I'll accept your proposal! Ninja'd. Epic mustache: Check. Black background: Check. All-around awesome pic: Check.
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I thought tulpaforcing might help me feel better... it didn't. I feel so much worse now...
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My brother just shared this on my Facebook wall. Yep, this pretty much sums up how I feel about babies: http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/422293_393835937374520_960638316_n.jpg
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I'm BOOOOORED. Quick! Someone do something entertaining!
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Eeegh... I want to tulpaforce, but I can't make myself actually do it.
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Yet another mindless parody.
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OOOOOH, well so-rry. I'm so ashamed that I burst your little bubble. I feel SO terrible...
