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Everything posted by Sturmponiere


    Still can't find anything the same good as this man.

  2. Translated from Russian. Song by the most popular russian punk band. Sounds good. Still can't fully uderstand original song, but cover is pretty good.


  3. It's only two ways to be skilled stallion with big... you know... so, this ways is:

    1) Encirclement doctrine with annoying ultimate at 12-th command point

    2) Osttruppen doctrine with weak but numerous cheap infantry

    DJ Destruction vs Cheeki-breeki roflstomp with endless holding the frontline

  4. Edited.

    Was visited the shop down the street. Have seen:

    • Wild mutants
    • Dangerous anomalies
    • Several men in gas masks are sitting around the campfire
    • Radioactive, unidentified artifacts

    Just a regular quarantine day in Russia.

    Nothing seems to have changed.

    Waiting for emission. Sometimes thunder reminds me tis thing. But only snow for today.

  5. "I know it's technically impossible to shoot a Panzerschreck from an enclosed position. Don't read the f manual next time, and you won't care so much"

  6. I think, we should to have some... reflections about interracial madness. How long will we continue ignore this? Things like creepy hybrids of... i don't know... changeling and randon pony race, for example. Same with gryphons. We should raising our foals on right things. Or this wave never be stopped. Dahoof am I must tolerate this stupid birds that hanging around my special mare? Making she sad because they need more her attention? Hate this feathered mistake of nature.

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    2. Sturmponiere


      I'm telling about interracial hybrids that leads us to unpleasant future and some sneaky wretches who wanna steal my lovely mare. It's all simple. 

    3. Kujamih


      Aaahhhh yeah that makes you racist... but you dont need to worry for interracial hybrids. yona and the earth pony can't have babies, thats why they adopted a unicorn instead.


    4. Sturmponiere


      Say it to army of OCs, yeah. *the sound like a hoof against some silly-filly's head* Stop being so naive! We must protect our future!

  7. Eheh. EUR 87, USD 80. When I moved here, It was around 45 both. I knew that living in Russia isn't easy way, but... Seems like I'm completely F now (pay respects of course). At least I'm safe here from crazy tolerancy... My special mare want to buy new PC and she's afraid that prices can rise. I see a little bit of panic in this batpony eyes.


    Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm stuck on the Eastern Front... And so are ♥♥♥♥ing you!

    Make war not love.


  9. The night thoughts.

    Was reading status updates....

    When I was in school, we had to "remove snow from the schoolyard" classes instead of "technology classes" (classes about mechanic toys, wooden or metal things manufacturing, soldering, working with mill, drill, lathe machines). The heavy share of life in slavic world. It made me conservative and arсhaic. Or it's just me an a second grade pwny that living in low social layer. But... I think... This is might be true. Clearly, despite the western pc-politics and tolerance, the people (humans or pony, someone else, doesn't matter) is divided by layers and breeds. I think so. In my life I can't change the role of second grade worker because I already grew in this layer. Anyway, I can change it only in the future, anyway not now.

    Why am i so critical? Because im done technical school and I am the work class. I think about it and it's make me sad. By this reason im working only for money. I saw this manufacturing stuff and knowlege buried in the ground. I want to live, play videogames and be a happy sad fatalistic grey pegasus with frowning face. Hoofkick this TI14 and milimeters, milling tools, drilling tools, this plastic and metal particles that always flying around and sometimes direct in my face. Gosh it's just my 4-th year of working. And I'm already unhappy-as-hell. It's not hard, just hoofkicking depressingly. Good place, nice people, easy work. But Goddes, how this hoofkicking sad.

    I was a grey paladin of our fandom. I was following tha main idea of brony. I was not judge anyone. Dark bronies, sick cloppers... Anyone could use my shelter, drink my tea and tell me about their problems. But adult life a little bit broke me. Im still me... Requiem, the gloomy grey pegasus. But... Now i have become lonely. Lonely to heresy. My special mare is a part of clop side of us. The all things that I did not take, but tolerated... Now is a part of my life through our relationships. Just because once i was completely alone (i have a native family, but im talking about different things) and send a post in role-play group. 

    What I end up with? I don't know. I heard that person have different persons in different languages. Seems like my english-speaking person is weak-spirit and needs to write pastes like this, can't bear all inside. It's funny, because he is also toxic and politically intolerant as hell. 

    Also, nice prictice in English btw. Im glad that didn't used translator in 98% of text.

    That's all. Requiem (my name) out.


  10. Gonna say G-word

  11. Shamefully excluded from the Grammar Nazi party. My party ticket was destroyed.

  12. Obsessed by wish to oppress the mares. Not a single thought without it. Swiggity-swaggity-feel-my-male-superiority! *sarcasm*

    Seriosly, I'm so  tired of this mad tolerance things. Every day I see more mad people than it was yesterday. No logic, double standarts, aggressive behavior.

    I want to live with ponies, not this crazy bare-skinned monkeys.

  13. *swears in broken Russian*

  14. This chips shelf life has expired 22.08.18... Now I'm fully understand why it was on sale with 70% off. Well... But anyway it's too late.

  15. I see how goddes led me into damnation
    I feel the pain slowly growing inside
    I see no heaven and no angels that guide me

    Will death enlight me?

    Ashes to ashes
    And dust to dust
    I am the heathen that never trusts
    Ashes to ashes
    Return to dust

    Will death enlight me?

    Tell me what should I pray for
    Tell me why to believe
    Tell me what should I live for
    If all that's left to me - my blasphemy


  16. To Celestia's lovers:

    Your god has lied to us

    Your god has deceived us

    Now I don't want to know him

    Now I don't need him

  17. Still trying to listen russian music. I was advised to listen this cover-band:


  18. And most terrible thing for today is... When I start talking about other races who living somewhere in far-far corner of our galaxy... Raising in their own evolution... Inventing their own technologies... When I starting talk... Other people answer me by question about drugs i have took. 

    I'm so miss tha space that i never see... Planets that sunsets i never can see... I... I feel myself like prisoner of the age I living at. 

    And all what I can is... playing videogames and living in other worlds trough books, videogames, my personal imagination. With no hope... no escape from this cold feelings when I thinking about skies and places beyond... I'm second grade and can't find my place even on this sinful Earth... especially have no stats to be space program participant. And only humility remains. I'm locked in a cage. And no even 0.0000000001% chance to escape.

  19. I found some russian hard music that sounds good. I can't fully understand but sounds kick a... Who wanna listen? I can post links under this status.

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    2. Rikifive


      Words I know and I'm sure of? ---- I can think of "hello", "what is it?/what was that?" and "where?" I guess? Well as I said, nothing specific, just recognizing few words and phrases I've heard before. I absolutely don't know how to type in that language though, so don't expect me to type things out.

    3. Sturmponiere


      I mean... Who cares about Russian? Russian isn't popular language and difficult to learn. It's not French or Spanish... It's always interesting if language goes beyond native country. Then there are questions - "why?", "what's wrong with this parts of it?". I like Russian culture. Not traditional culture, just... Ugh, it's hard to explain. 

    4. Rikifive


      Oooookay I'm confused. What does it have to do with the question you have asked me before? What do you mean? 
      I believe my native language, Polish, isn't popular either, for example.

  20. Just think about it. We are the generation ("generations" will be more correct) who NEVER will see other planets. Maybe on photos, but NEVER will see with our own eyes. And never will see other life in the universe. Our descendants will see, but we will not. Now look up, beyond skies, and feel cold inside your metaphoric "heart". The great things that you will never see. Unlike the case of breakup or closed talk show, or something else - this is the real reason to start cry. 

    1. Once In A Blue Moon

      Once In A Blue Moon

      Or you could look back and see how much has been done. I don't deny that it will be a bit of a shame to (most likely) never see another planet in person, but as I communicate at (near) light speed with someone thousands of miles away I will permit myself to feel impressed with humanity's achievements thus far.

      Also, there will probably be the opportunity to go into space, which I suspect that a lot of people who grew up with the Space Race want.

  21. And Lunar Kingdom was built on:

    "Pazifisten sind Menschen die andere fur sich kampfen lassen"

    "Pacifists are people who let others to fight for (or instead) them"


    Or original version:

    RIP Falco, you sleeky-hair son of a mare. We'll remember you.


  23. Cruel CNC world. Still sitting at home without money and playing CoH2 and Warframe, sometimes Terraria with my special mare.