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  1. I didn't know if I should get lemon chicken or sweat and soar chicken, so I got both :P Sorry, Fluttershy :(

  2. Off to mine nightly walk in the forest.

    Good Night everypony just in case, for I have no idea at which hour I return. Most likely y'all shall be sleeping at that moment. Sleep well and safe, I'm on mine duty! :orly:

  3. I do feel Tempest needs to be given an appropriate position in the Royal Guard.

    "LISTEN UP YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOTS!
    I flew an AIRSHIP the size of a WHALE and only half as maneuverable though your pitiful air defenses, landed it in front of the palace, and turned three out of... LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM TALKING, OR IT WILL BE THREE ALICORNS AND ONE DUMB SQUADDIE! three out of your four precious princesses into decorative lawn ornaments! Where WERE you? Off making your armour shiny?"

    "But we.."

    "ADDRESS ME AS RSM TEMPEST IF YOU ARE GOING TO ADDRESS ME AT ALL, BUT KEEP YOUR DUMB MOUTH SHUT WHILE I AM TALKING!

    Now, TWO WEEKS from now we are going to try this again, and If I can sneak in ONE OF PINKIE'S TOY BALLOONS WITHOUT BEING INTERCEPTED THREE MILES OUT, YOU WILL ALL BE CLEANING OUT THE LATRINES BEHIND "THE TASTY TREAT" THE NIGHT AFTER THEY HAVE THEIR TWO FOR ONE CURRY OATCAKE SPECIAL. ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING ME???"

    :D

  4. Off to mine nightly walk in the forest.

    Good Night everypony just in case, for I have no idea at which hour I return. Most likely y'all shall be sleeping at that moment. Sleep well and safe, I'm on mine duty! :orly:

  5. I do feel Tempest needs to be given an appropriate position in the Royal Guard.

    "LISTEN UP YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOTS!
    I flew an AIRSHIP the size of a WHALE and only half as maneuverable though your pitiful air defenses, landed it in front of the palace, and turned three out of... LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM TALKING, OR IT WILL BE THREE ALICORNS AND ONE DUMB SQUADDIE! three out of your four precious princesses into decorative lawn ornaments! Where WERE you? Off making your armour shiny?"

    "But we.."

    "ADDRESS ME AS RSM TEMPEST IF YOU ARE GOING TO ADDRESS ME AT ALL, BUT KEEP YOUR DUMB MOUTH SHUT WHILE I AM TALKING!

    Now, TWO WEEKS from now we are going to try this again, and If I can sneak in ONE OF PINKIE'S TOY BALLOONS WITHOUT BEING INTERCEPTED THREE MILES OUT, YOU WILL ALL BE CLEANING OUT THE LATRINES BEHIND "THE TASTY TREAT" THE NIGHT AFTER THEY HAVE THEIR TWO FOR ONE CURRY OATCAKE SPECIAL. ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING ME???"

    :D

  6. I didn't know if I should get lemon chicken or sweat and soar chicken, so I got both :P Sorry, Fluttershy :(

  7. I don't think I'll ever watch the MLP movie :confused:

  8. I don't think I'll ever watch the MLP movie :confused:

  9. I don't think I'll ever watch the MLP movie :confused:

  10. This update has no purpose.

    I posted it anyway.

  11. I don't think I'll ever watch the MLP movie :confused:

  12. Um...everypony......i know this is sudden but

    Spoiler

    Im quitting the MLP fandom! :(:(:(:(  because my friends dont approve of it... im so sorry

     

  13. So, ypu see that pony im hugging on my profile? Thats my best friend judys oc which i created for her. Heres a picture of how she looks like alone.

     

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  14. Luna forever! “Yay””

  15. Time for another profile update! This one is a bit different. Its me and one of my best friends judys OCs I have yet to make judys twin sisters OC, but she doesnt seem to have chosen how she wants to look like. Heres my new pic: 

     

  16. Time for another profile update! This one is a bit different. Its me and one of my best friends judys OCs I have yet to make judys twin sisters OC, but she doesnt seem to have chosen how she wants to look like. Heres my new pic: 

     

  17. Time for another profile update! This one is a bit different. Its me and one of my best friends judys OCs I have yet to make judys twin sisters OC, but she doesnt seem to have chosen how she wants to look like. Heres my new pic: 

     

  18. Time for another profile update! This one is a bit different. Its me and one of my best friends judys OCs I have yet to make judys twin sisters OC, but she doesnt seem to have chosen how she wants to look like. Heres my new pic: 

     

  19. Mine dearest ponies, I feel the need to start mine nightly stroll earlier tonight.

    964363__safe_solo_anthro_princess+luna_c

    We shall meet anon therefore... unless I get stuck with mine writing :orly:

  20. Mine dearest ponies, I feel the need to start mine nightly stroll earlier tonight.

    964363__safe_solo_anthro_princess+luna_c

    We shall meet anon therefore... unless I get stuck with mine writing :orly:

  21. Mine dearest ponies, I feel the need to start mine nightly stroll earlier tonight.

    964363__safe_solo_anthro_princess+luna_c

    We shall meet anon therefore... unless I get stuck with mine writing :orly:

  22. Mine dearest ponies, I feel the need to start mine nightly stroll earlier tonight.

    964363__safe_solo_anthro_princess+luna_c

    We shall meet anon therefore... unless I get stuck with mine writing :orly:

  23. Mine dearest ponies, I feel the need to start mine nightly stroll earlier tonight.

    964363__safe_solo_anthro_princess+luna_c

    We shall meet anon therefore... unless I get stuck with mine writing :orly:

  24. Mine dearest ponies, I feel the need to start mine nightly stroll earlier tonight.

    964363__safe_solo_anthro_princess+luna_c

    We shall meet anon therefore... unless I get stuck with mine writing :orly:

  25. Mine dearest ponies, I feel the need to start mine nightly stroll earlier tonight.

    964363__safe_solo_anthro_princess+luna_c

    We shall meet anon therefore... unless I get stuck with mine writing :orly:

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