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Phirun Natela

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  1. The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused.
  2. The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants.
  3. She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes.
  4. Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair.
  5. She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night. I'm confused: when people ask me what's up, and I point, they groan.
  6. Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over. The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world. She did her best to help him.
  7. When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.
  8. I’m working on a sweet potato farm. Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today.
  9. Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
  10. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.
  11. He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears.
  12. Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history.
  13. It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.
  14. He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles.
  15. One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.
  16. Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day.
  17. The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter.
  18. He's in a boy band which doesn't make much sense for a snake.
  19. The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her.
  20. I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke.
  21. Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake.
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