Libra

Yes!! I wuv onions!!!

Right.

No, actually onions are depressing to me.

They wait for their next victim to peel back the skin that protects it, the onion is screaming from the pain, therefore, an onion is symbolistic of how people can feel when they're about to die, or mad, however you perceive it. Onions want others to feel hurt, cry, but I don't want onion to cry, I am onion.

(walks out awkwardly*)