Okay....interesting development in terms of my ear today. I got so furious at my team mates for standing around and being idiots my ear popped and now I can hear again.
I guess being the king of salt has its advantages.
Try League of Legends. You'll have unbelievably high levels of salt in no time, then it just gets worse. Watch the world burn? Nah, not even that can satisfy your aggravation.