Dear sir, I would like to inform you that the object, action, or situation you have requested of me to bring into existence, also known as a "wish", has in fact been decided upon. The verdict of this decision is that I will, as you have requested me to do, bring your object, action, or situation into existence. I will create an environment for you, fellow man, that will be devoid of all vibrations in the air that are detectable by the human body, specifically the canal on the side of a human head, also known as the "ear". In this canal on the side of the human head, these vibrations are felt by small, long, strands created by the body, known as hairs, and are converted into sensations within the human body, known as "sound". This environment I will bring into existence, as you have requested me to, will also cause a euphoric response in the body, while one is within this environment doing nothing that stresses a human body or human mind's functions. This euphoric sensation is also known as "tranquility". I would also like to bring to your attention, fellow human, that while I can create this environment you have requested me to bring into existence, I will be required to also provide a detailed, advanced definition of my actions, that may be considered by some to not be required for the situation that is taking place at that moment in time. This detailed, advanced definition of my actions to make the environment you have wished for exist, is also known as "verbose". You, fellow man, will also be required to listen to this lecture in it's entirety, before I can create this environment that you have requested me to bring into existence.
I wish I didn't have to think all that much to make the whole response verbose.