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Im so frustrated i could just scream

Im so frustrated i could just scream

Im so frustrated i could just scream

Im so frustrated i could just scream

Im so frustrated i could just scream

Im so frustrated i could just scream

Im so frustrated i could just scream

Im not safe any were not even my own home (shutters in fear)

Im not safe any were not even my own home (shutters in fear)

(Reads the news about Malcolm Young's passing and starts crying)

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While I disapeared, I gained the ability to draw descent things. 

Hurrah. 

This is an accurate representation of me during the school day. 

Help me. 

Sorry to all of you who are annoyed by the blue paper, but I draw on pos-its so I don't get yelled at at school. 

Also, screw lighting. 

Hi again. Allow me to spam your notifications!

While I disapeared, I gained the ability to draw descent things. 

Hurrah. 

This is an accurate representation of me during the school day. 

Help me. 

Sorry to all of you who are annoyed by the blue paper, but I draw on pos-its so I don't get yelled at at school. 

Also, screw lighting. 

Apparently one of the YouTubers I'm subscribed to MIGHT be a Brony. Look at about 4:04

Apparently one of the YouTubers I'm subscribed to MIGHT be a Brony. Look at about 4:04

Good night, everypony! (Falls asleep in mommy's hooves)

Currently in Disneyland. Will be less active today.

Currently in Disneyland. Will be less active today.

Currently in Disneyland. Will be less active today.

Currently in Disneyland. Will be less active today.

Returning to Disneyland tomorrow! 

Well now, today I have a new game I'd like to tell you all about.

 But first, by venue of explaining it to you, I must tell you the dream I just had.

   I was the portly, smug squire to a roving Knight on a quest through the sprawling castle grounds infested with some sort of reptilian monster sort. To get through a door and further into the dungeon, we had a long Scavengers' Hunt list of things to collect for the door to accept us. Some of it we had collected along the way already like the HalfWing we befriended (a sort of male harpy with only one wing-arm; something I feel is my own pun on the Halfling race you apparently get in rpg settings like this) and something only known as a "FatBoy." (...yes. Guess which part of the list I fell under. ...actually, on second thought...Don't.)

   Fortunately enough, there was a bustling shop on the castle grounds (despite the place being under attack, and the shop left untouched. Convenient, huh?) which we could get most of the expansive list. We did, however, either need to wait for the item to be available or compete against other adventurers for it. (Gosh. Wonder if this has any parallels to the JobHunt I'm doing in real life?)

 And so, what I, as the smug, confident squire I was suggested... was A Game of Pants.

The goal of it being the one to whip your own pants off, intact and in one solid motion, as fast as possible. Shopkeep supplies a shot of whiskey to cope for the terrible, resultant leg burn.

  I, of course, won in a landslide at 1.2 seconds. As a sort of Victory Flourish, I invited the male anthro snake to the stage that we had cured & befriended along our journey. I whisked his pants off so fast that he needed two shots of whiskey to combat the several feet of burn rash on the rather notable tail he had.

  Gad. It's good to be me sometimes!

Oh, and my Mother was selling hamburgers made of human flesh.

Seemed like they were just too tasty for anybody to care about that.

Eeeekkkkk my kitty ringo brought me a live snake!!!! (shivers in fear)

 I don't care if that ain't real. There's just something beautiful about the notion that even a big ol' mean rattlesnake can be loving friends! The thought hadn't even occured to me before that; kinda just assumed rattlesnakes were big meanies that nobeing even dared make a pet outta!

  As somebeing who's had dogs, I can attest a dog would be stupid enough to lick just about anything.

Yei