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EightBit

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  1. Absolutely. What? Why am I fidgeting? You think I look like I'm lying? You silly goose. Doc, I'm panicking about my final year of university. This is my entire future. What should I do?
  2. The best things in life are free, bro... The best things in life are free... Doc, I was watching a video about a certain group of idiotic people thinking that the comments from them would be hilarious, but instead, it just depressed me seeing as valid research evidently means nothing to these people. I have no more hope for an entire portion of mankind. What do I do?
  3. #265 Encourage everyone in the store to Beep Beep Like a Sheep. Even if people ignore you, continue to dance enthusiastically.
  4. Fortunately, Trixie agrees to a rematch. Unfortunately, the image of the video cannot be burned from the minds of the thousands—nay, millions—of ponies who were unfortunate enough to see it. Celestia’s reputation is now...questionable.
  5. You know, the closer you get to something,The tougher it is to see it,And I'll never take it for granted.
  6. 74ACA617-AABE-44A4-BC28-6C4222A034DF.bmp The image won't upload properly from my iPad. 209E35F1-9F14-4B30-ABB4-495C8BA61C6D.bmp
  7. Fortunately, Princess Celestia is not averse to the concept of dubstep and proceeds to get “hip with the foals”. Unfortunately, Princess Luna comes across the scene and finds it so hilarious that she uploads the video to the internet. The ponies of Equestria are horrified to see their benevolent ruler twerking.
  8. Granted. He appears in ever episode from now on, but he loses his spontaneity and chaos magic, thus making him a more boring character. I wish I could have the ability to convince my parents to let me get any pet that I want.
  9. Fortunately, Vinyl doesn’t care what the neighbours think. Unfortunately, the neighbours are rioting with burning torches and pitchforks, and they’re rapidly approaching.
  10. I don’t know because I’m aromantic (why am I here?), but using my well-honed sense of logic, I’m going to say a lack of trust or honesty. Same?
  11. Maybe, but you’ll probably need a licence for it, and it’ll likely be insanely hard to get, and the air traffic will probably be strictly regulated. You should probably give up on that little dream. On the other hand, some drugs may be an acceptable option, but side effects include violent outbursts, rashes, failure to make friends as our pony overlords have taught us, etc. Doc, how do I stop myself from eating so much bacon?
  12. Neither can I, to be honest, but it does seem to fade slightly somewhere in the middle of the test before coming back in full force, if not worse, when the time left is announced. I would never drink. I’m allergic to alcohol. It makes me violently and embarrassingly sick.
  13. Fortunately, after a rather long discussion involving a violin bow being menacingly pointed at your neck, you manage to convince Octavia that this was the only action that you could possibly have taken. Unfortunately, Vinyl Scratch takes this moment of silence as a cue to play her music very loudly. Stopping this will be much harder than breaking an unmanned record player.
  14. Banned for failing to surrender, and for failing to prepare to fight.
  15. “Fabulous, Darling!”
  16. Well, my expert opinion is that you should go through a therapy whereby you become sick of something by exposing yourself to it in vast amounts. *whispers* Rub the jelly on yourself... You won’t be obsessed for long... *evil laughter* Doc, I think that my medication is making me hate mankind.
  17. Banned for failing to extend your reach to the stars above.
  18. Love-same-CRIER Dearly-save-LIAR Holy-Oath-Rising HELL Beloved Game World Day —— *awaits the confusion with excitement*
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