Loyal Defender

So the other day, my mom and stepdad were watching Jeopardy, and my stepdad, while getting himself dinner, asked my mom to pause it so he could see the clues. My mom didn’t hear him and kept it playing. He called out to her again asking her to pause it. He goes into the living room and the two begin bantering about it. Me, being the comical person that I am, chime in with “I’ll take marriage banter for 800, Alex!”

My mom dies of laughter, my stepdad going, “Oh sh*t, the boy said something *funny*!” (Playful jab at the fact about 90% of my jokes are terrible. This one was actually a really good joke. :P)