Loyal Defender

Sonic CD is evil....it made the Special Zones difficult, made me Game Over due to...I forget if it's stupidity regarding the game or me, wouldn't let me do what I desired depending on the Zone.....and the sour cherry on top of the spoiled frosting cake...

My mom made homemade doughnuts
That’s right, homemade!

There's plenty for everyone! Feel free to try it!

I should've paid more attention when doing this.

This turret is wearing a fedora!

Oh my God that's adorable!

THIS IS NOT ANY BETTER! XD

Doctor Who Season 8 Episode 11 - Dark Water

Me: “Something feels very familiar about this logo...

WAIT A MINUTE.”

realization

Oh, no...

Doctor Who Season 8 episode 9 -

Flatline

Separated from The Doctor, Clara discovers a new menace from another dimension. But how do you hide when even the walls are no protection.

A monster that kills people by squishing them into two dimensional sizes and shapes.

OK now I just have to make a pun.

“I never really liked her. I always said she was a bit two dimensional but this is ridiculous.”

2018 - gets REALLY frickin hyped for Portal 2: After Hours DLC map

plays DLC map when it comes out

Me:

I relate to this on such a painful level.

Everypony be sure to wish My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic a happy nine year anniversary! The first episode of the show came out today!

Don't be fooled by how cool this seems. In reality, when you plug this fictional/nonfictional earphone into your phone, or any device, if it's mobile, you'd have it dangling from your ear. This is such a stupid design! This is why EarPods exist, people...

I captured some very striking images!

I love me some software updates!

New icon for Movavi Video Editor is on the left!

Below is the new User Interface!

My mom: gives me notebook Use this and write when you start playing video games and when you stop.

Me: planning on just watching Doctor Who a lot today, internally thinking:  Hehehehehehe....

intensified EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing

I can't WAIT!

Whoever thought importing flying watermelon that can duplicate/replicate constantly and chase you relentlessly into GMod was off their rocker.

Happy Halloween!

Oh, wait, that's in 23 more days, innit?

Whoops!

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1882775563

I've made my first room design in GMod and published it to Steam, for anyone who wants to view it! I feel proud for finally making something worth showing off to the world!

Garry's Mod Experiment results:

Experiment successful (and painful!)

Me: spends 20 minutes trying to figure out why my cool vending machine and alien computer models are missing, getting increasingly angry, beginning to blame GMod and Steam

Me (20 minutes later): realizes uninstalling the black mesa textures removed them, meaning I'M at fault.

Fun fact: When doing Eenie Meenie Minie Moe, if you start on the left choice, depending on if each pronunciation of a word in the rhyme or if each word itself goes left or right, it usually ends the rhyme with you choosing the left choice. And vice versa. 

So the other day, my mom and stepdad were watching Jeopardy, and my stepdad, while getting himself dinner, asked my mom to pause it so he could see the clues. My mom didn’t hear him and kept it playing. He called out to her again asking her to pause it. He goes into the living room and the two begin bantering about it. Me, being the comical person that I am, chime in with “I’ll take marriage banter for 800, Alex!”

My mom dies of laughter, my stepdad going, “Oh sh*t, the boy said something *funny*!” (Playful jab at the fact about 90% of my jokes are terrible. This one was actually a really good joke. :P)