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So here’s a riddle for you: the grandpa of three children has grown old and is close to dying. So Death comes to take his spirit when his time is near. The oldest daughter begged Death to give him two more years and death agrees to do so. Two years passed and death returns to claim the grandpa’s spirit. The middle-aged daughter begged for mercy and death gave him one more year. The youngest daughter asked if Death would return when a candle she was holding burned out. Death agreed, yet he didn’t ever return again. How did the youngest daughter save her grandpa?
(Do not look up the answer!)
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My mom just kicked me off of my game because I told her not to tell me when to go to bed because my brain would do the opposite.
She was like, “You don’t get to tell me what to do, 'for the right reasons!'”That's not fair! I was trying to be HELPFUL! I even proved my point by going to bed anyway, despite being kicked off my game. So I guess I had to take a hit to psychologically hit her back.
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God, this is adorable! >w<
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I don't have to fight No Heart as a requirement to completing the Report Guide.
Thank Celestia and praise the sun!
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Wait..this...this is the Secret Ending..but I didn't complete every Mirage Arena Challenge...I didn't...I'm....it's.....Wait, WHAT?!

I feel like the game has blessed me for everything I've done to come this far....and it's finally given me the secret ending...
lets out a single manly tear
I'm....I'm so happy..
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shoots off multiple party cannons and fireworks
AT LAST! MY GOAL HAS BEEN REACHED! Through all the pain, torment, and challenges thrown at me, I've succeeded in FINALLY completing Birth by Sleep!
(Honestly, maybe I'll come back to finish off everything later on, maybe leveling up in my free time to really kick ass, but for now...I'm gonna savor this victory!)
And, thankfully, most of the other games aren't as painful to 100% complete. And I know their layouts somewhat decently, so it shouldn't be hard to know where I'm going!
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speaking in my high-pitched, Mickey Mouse 'I've lost my sanity' voice
NO HEART'S BEEN A BAAAAD BOY! HE'S GONNA GET HIS ASS WHUPPED! A-HUH!
THIS GAME'S DRIVEN ME INSAAAAAAANE
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Alright, all that's left is the two optional bosses, AND the Final Epilogue!
This'll happen tomorrow!
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THIS IS IT PEOPLE! FINAL STRETCH! ADRENALINE COARSING THROUGH MY HOOVES! LET'S FINISH THIS GAME ONCE AND FOR ALL! WOOOOOOOO!
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I can imagine this -
Starlight: "Loyal, can you help me put up this bow? I'd use magic, but I want you to be able to contribute to putting up Hearth's Warming decorations."
Loyal: "Sure thing!" *walks over to the spot where the bow is to be placed, picks up the bow and places it on the wall* "There. Piece of cake."
*Loyal turns to Starlight, who is now giving a slightly sultry look, as she points above her*
*looking up, also attached to the wall is mistletoe*
"You're underneath the mistletoe. You know what that means, don't you~?"
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A snowy day, now in timelapse! (Apologies if the video fails to load, I dunno why the forums even lets us do this..)
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Someone alert the Powerpuff Girls, because my mojo is back!
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"Hey, Twilight, what kind of fish has only two sodium atoms?
2 Na!"rimshot
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Goodnight, everypony. Hopefully tomorrow's better...
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Have you ever been so FREAKING close to winning a game, only for the victory rug to be pulled out from underneath you at the last possible second?
Well. It just happened to me. I was two panels away from winning a game of Command Board, and Ventus was three panels away. I roll the dice, I get a ONE. Ventus rolls the dice, he gets, of all the possible outcomes, a THREE. I DESERVED THAT WIN, YOU SON OF A B[YAY]TCH!
I've officially lost my Command Board mojo....I need confidence to win, and I lack confidence. Hope you're happy, Ventus. Don't expect me to save your life in the final boss fight.
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Okay, so third status update in the span of an hour, but this one...I think I officially broke the game.. xD
So, in the game, when there's enemies around, the command box changes to yellow. When there's no enemies, it changes to blue. Not only that, but you have to lock onto an enemy to see their health. So....

Don't even ask me how this happened.. xD
This is what happens when you go Twily-nanas over a bunch of Prize Pods.
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If this 'secret ending' of Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep is just some stupid teaser for a future game that's already been released....
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Equals understandably pissed off brony.
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Three words to make you die of cute -
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