Loyal Defender

*Playing Terraria*

"Okay, that's the queen bee's spawn, I should light up her throne room so I know where it is, to fight her later."

*places torches everywhere*

"Oop, I forgot to put one next to her spawn."

*uses grapple to latch onto her platform*

>It was at this moment Loyal knew - he fudged up. 

*grapple breaks the queen's spawn open, summoning her*

Just finished playing Battle of Wesnoth with a friend, and I honestly...I honestly am really upset right now because I lost by a mile. If there's ANYTHING I dislike about strategy games, it's when I get my sorry flank handed to me on a silver platter, and I just keep losing more and more. It really upsets me because I want to win, I'm TRYING to strategize, but the game's pretty much telling me I'm stupid and my ideas all suck. So now I'm in a rather bad mood.

First Dungeon Defenders, now this...can't I do ANYthing right in games?

Forgot to mention to you all, I got my headphones! And they're glorious!

I finally got my headphones! I'm SO dedicated to them, I'm about to make one of the best videos of all time.
A slow, dramatic reveal of my headphones and their feature, with Also Sprach Zarathustra playing in the background!
 

And they look just as epic as they did in the pictures!

Well, my headphones were delivered, but sadly, they were delivered to our mailbox. They're trapped inside of a dark, spooky mailbox, and I gotta wait till my mom gets home for me to actually get them out!

Which is later after 2:00.

Why you do this to me Amazon

One day left!

Friend showed me this pic, it is ADORABLE

So I kept thinking about Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex.

I keep imagining the main bosses comparing to the Pillars of Equestria.

Rok-ko is Rockhoof,

Wa-Wa....I dunno yet,

Py-Ro is Somnambula,

 Lo-Lo is Flash Magnus,

and Crunch Time is Star Swirl, the one who brings all the other Pillars together.

We passed inspection with no broken tiles, and my mom bought the BENGOO headphones! They'll be here on Saturday!

ONE. QUESTION. WRONG. And I get a frickin' 0.

(It was the one about apples. Apparently it needed a period, and not a colon, despite it looking like it's about to list apples.)

Housing inspection, here at last!

Will we fail or will we pass?

(I hope I pass, and pass alone
I could REALLY use some new headphones.

If there's any damage in our bathroom tiles,

I won't be getting anything for a long while)

>Falls into lava in Terraria, and health drains to 1. 

Me: "Oh, thank God, I was worried I was gonna die there--"

Cave Bat (incredibly weak enemy):flies into me and kills me with one hit

Me:

And now for the terrible joke of the day - 

What does a snake do when he hurts himself?

Cut my finger while trying to clean my razor out. Wear protective gloves or use a thick towel, everypony, and stay safe when cleaning razors.

*winces*

God it hurts..

I don't mean to sound like a worrier, but after befriending Aurora Glimmer, only three days later do I notice she hasn't been online since Sunday..I'm honestly worried, because I've had more than enough encounters of making friends with really cool people and then suddenly never hearing from them again, so I'm really worried it might've happened to Aurora, too..

I mean, I understand if she just doesn’t visit the forums every day, but it’s still scaring me.

I can assure you I'm not clingy, I'm just more nervous. The fastest I've lost contact with a friend was just one day. And we were getting along super well, and I know I did nothing to anger him.

Only four or five more days until I can order my Bengoo Headset! I'm so excited!

So, could you tell me more about what happened after you fled?

I'm glad I can get to know you! You seem like a really cool pony! ^-^

I just had my first coconut  cracked open!

I cheer her on! Rah-Rah for RaRa!

This is one of the most touching videos I've ever seen. ;-;

WHY.

Illuminati has come back to haunt me! (look at the pizza slice on the left)

Never mention your burning hatred for Mudbriar in a Discord server.

They WILL taunt you.

In just twelve days, I'll be ordering this baby for my videos. Anypony jealous?

https://www.amazon.com/BENGOO-Controller-Cancelling-Headphones-Surround/dp/B01H6GUCCQ/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_147_bs_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=1BZFDM7GF0GHV28830YC