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well I guess its time for a story from my youth ¦D
Warning foul language
ok so when I was 17 (exactly 10 years to this day in fact) I was going to the shop with my mom when 3 teenagers of about 15-16 years old walked up to us and one of them said to my mom "hay your going to by us some alcohol or where tell everyone your a slut", so I was about to punch him when my mom stopped me and replied with
"well I guess your a hermaphrodite because I can see you have both a dick and a cunt (while pointing once each at the other two beside him) but if you don't fuck off I'll tell everyone that your still willing to take it in the ass"
god the look on there faces was priceless, I almost keeled over from laughter and the lass from the pharmacy was out having a cigarette suddenly started howling before running back into the store shouting that she's going to piss herself, I have never laughed that hard before and my ribs where hurting for 2 days
and thats my favorite memory of Halloween ¦D
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well I guess its time for a story from my youth ¦D
Warning foul language
ok so when I was 17 (exactly 10 years to this day in fact) I was going to the shop with my mom when 3 teenagers of about 15-16 years old walked up to us and one of them said to my mom "hay your going to by us some alcohol or where tell everyone your a slut", so I was about to punch him when my mom stopped me and replied with
"well I guess your a hermaphrodite because I can see you have both a dick and a cunt (while pointing once each at the other two beside him) but if you don't fuck off I'll tell everyone that your still willing to take it in the ass"
god the look on there faces was priceless, I almost keeled over from laughter and the lass from the pharmacy was out having a cigarette suddenly started howling before running back into the store shouting that she's going to piss herself, I have never laughed that hard before and my ribs where hurting for 2 days
and thats my favorite memory of Halloween ¦D
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Why is the mafia sending their kids to my house looking for KitKat's and Snickers? The problem with the Millennial mafia parents is that they aren't following tradition! Protection money ... not protection candy.
So I invited two kids in to make them watch Godfather. If their parents won't teach them .... Walken will!
Wait ... why are the police knocking on my door?
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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Why is the mafia sending their kids to my house looking for KitKat's and Snickers? The problem with the Millennial mafia parents is that they aren't following tradition! Protection money ... not protection candy.
So I invited two kids in to make them watch Godfather. If their parents won't teach them .... Walken will!
Wait ... why are the police knocking on my door?
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Nightmare Night is upon us...
Hope you all are having a great day. Have fun with the festivities!
And don't get eaten by the batponies...
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I believe I'll be taking the rest of the night to myself. Apologies to conversations I'm cutting short.
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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It's a nice night out so I've decided to go out for a walk. Decided to put my sunblock on because I just read that the Sun is always out in space. Crazy stuff.
How do I look?
I also cut myself shaving.
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Alolan ninetales is very pretty. It has a good move set and everything.
Except it has double weakness to steel
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