The Spitfire Simp

Any DJ Piligrim fans around here?

Any DJ Piligrim fans around here?

TIL that Poland is the world's largest producer of apples in the world outside of China and the USA. How cool would it be if the Apple family were based on Polish farmers? It certainly would be intriguing because it isn't something you see very often if at all. I certainly cannot recall any such characterization.

**finds out Tumblr thinks there are thousands of genders**

What the fuck is wrong with Tumblr?

There are 2 genders!

No more, no less

Hi everyone! ^^

I present to you the Trains Empire currency: the Goldentrains!  

Here are two samples: the 50 and 100 Goldentrains bills!  

Enjoy!

**finds out Tumblr thinks there are thousands of genders**

What the fuck is wrong with Tumblr?

There are 2 genders!

No more, no less

**finds out Tumblr thinks there are thousands of genders**

What the fuck is wrong with Tumblr?

There are 2 genders!

No more, no less

Happy birthday

hey everypony im back how are you doing

hey everypony im back how are you doing

For those of you that haven't figured it out yet, you've been pranked. Sorry @Lucky Bolt, I couldn't hold it any longer. The ENTIRE breakup was fake and that drive I was talking about wasn't my normal drive home, I was driving down to Florida to see Lucky in person. So far we've had the best weekend of each of our lives. The highlight so far for me was a simple walk down the beach holding hands. We went to Daytona Superspeedway, and I almost couldn't care less because just being with Lucky in person was so great. Don't get me wrong, the speedway was great, especially sharing victory Lane with my trophy girl, but it didn't hold a candle to just getting to spend the weekend with her. 

@Nature Tune if you don't read this, you're gonna be SOOOO confused in the near future.

And just so we're clear, we never broke up in the first place.

I might dissapear for a while due to using 80% of my data,

So I might dissapear until the 21st fairly recently

I might dissapear for a while due to using 80% of my data,

So I might dissapear until the 21st fairly recently

**finds out about uber eats**

Me: Can I order a chippy?

Uber: No!

Me: Can I order a Chinese?

Uber: No!

Me: Why do you exsist then?

Uber: McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, and places like that, those kind of fast food.

Me: I am just going to phone a chippy or use Just Eat or something like that.

**Delets uber eats and installs Just Eat**

**finds out about uber eats**

Me: Can I order a chippy?

Uber: No!

Me: Can I order a Chinese?

Uber: No!

Me: Why do you exsist then?

Uber: McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, and places like that, those kind of fast food.

Me: I am just going to phone a chippy or use Just Eat or something like that.

**Delets uber eats and installs Just Eat**

You know what bothers me?

The one flaw In the Japanese writing system is with my name...

This is my name written in Katakana:

カイル

Pronounced: Kairu, with the "a" being akin to the "a" in "father", the "i" being short like in "sit", and the "u" being similar to the "oo" in "food" but with less rounding of the lips, less emhasis.

But on from the pronunciation, that isn't the problem I have with it.

Notice above that I said the name was written in "KATAKANA"

Katakana is a writing style RESERVED for forreign names and words (or sometimes to put emphasis on things or in certain grammatical situation, it isn't important).

The name is pronounced almost exactly like my English name. But this still isn't the problem I have with it.

Japan's foreign policy constitutes something that blows this out of proportion. If you decide to become a legal citizen of Japan, you can't keep your English name.

See, forreigners write their names in Katakana because it's convenient, but for formal use, say you're singing for something, or writing your name on a formal document, it's more appropriate to write your name in Kanji, what the rest of Japan uses.

For certain reasons, MOST foreigners (with the exception of the Chinese and Koreans) won't be able to translate their name into Kanji.

So, when you take the Japanese citizenship test, and fill out all the paperwork, you have to adopt a "formal name". You have to make up a new name for yourself, and you will legally be that person for as long as you stay a Japanese citizen. You'd have two names, essentially.

So due to an issue with the language, I couldn't actually use that name for legal purposes if I wanted to.

 So dumb...

Time to look for a new name ╮(╯▽╰)╭

XD no, I probably won't need to, at least for a long time anyways.

But that still ticks me off, really grinds my gears, tiddles my flaheebles, schwankz up my schwaloozles! (Okay I'm done now...)

You know what bothers me?

The one flaw In the Japanese writing system is with my name...

This is my name written in Katakana:

カイル

Pronounced: Kairu, with the "a" being akin to the "a" in "father", the "i" being short like in "sit", and the "u" being similar to the "oo" in "food" but with less rounding of the lips, less emhasis.

But on from the pronunciation, that isn't the problem I have with it.

Notice above that I said the name was written in "KATAKANA"

Katakana is a writing style RESERVED for forreign names and words (or sometimes to put emphasis on things or in certain grammatical situation, it isn't important).

The name is pronounced almost exactly like my English name. But this still isn't the problem I have with it.

Japan's foreign policy constitutes something that blows this out of proportion. If you decide to become a legal citizen of Japan, you can't keep your English name.

See, forreigners write their names in Katakana because it's convenient, but for formal use, say you're singing for something, or writing your name on a formal document, it's more appropriate to write your name in Kanji, what the rest of Japan uses.

For certain reasons, MOST foreigners (with the exception of the Chinese and Koreans) won't be able to translate their name into Kanji.

So, when you take the Japanese citizenship test, and fill out all the paperwork, you have to adopt a "formal name". You have to make up a new name for yourself, and you will legally be that person for as long as you stay a Japanese citizen. You'd have two names, essentially.

So due to an issue with the language, I couldn't actually use that name for legal purposes if I wanted to.

 So dumb...

Time to look for a new name ╮(╯▽╰)╭

XD no, I probably won't need to, at least for a long time anyways.

But that still ticks me off, really grinds my gears, tiddles my flaheebles, schwankz up my schwaloozles! (Okay I'm done now...)

You know what bothers me?

The one flaw In the Japanese writing system is with my name...

This is my name written in Katakana:

カイル

Pronounced: Kairu, with the "a" being akin to the "a" in "father", the "i" being short like in "sit", and the "u" being similar to the "oo" in "food" but with less rounding of the lips, less emhasis.

But on from the pronunciation, that isn't the problem I have with it.

Notice above that I said the name was written in "KATAKANA"

Katakana is a writing style RESERVED for forreign names and words (or sometimes to put emphasis on things or in certain grammatical situation, it isn't important).

The name is pronounced almost exactly like my English name. But this still isn't the problem I have with it.

Japan's foreign policy constitutes something that blows this out of proportion. If you decide to become a legal citizen of Japan, you can't keep your English name.

See, forreigners write their names in Katakana because it's convenient, but for formal use, say you're singing for something, or writing your name on a formal document, it's more appropriate to write your name in Kanji, what the rest of Japan uses.

For certain reasons, MOST foreigners (with the exception of the Chinese and Koreans) won't be able to translate their name into Kanji.

So, when you take the Japanese citizenship test, and fill out all the paperwork, you have to adopt a "formal name". You have to make up a new name for yourself, and you will legally be that person for as long as you stay a Japanese citizen. You'd have two names, essentially.

So due to an issue with the language, I couldn't actually use that name for legal purposes if I wanted to.

 So dumb...

Time to look for a new name ╮(╯▽╰)╭

XD no, I probably won't need to, at least for a long time anyways.

But that still ticks me off, really grinds my gears, tiddles my flaheebles, schwankz up my schwaloozles! (Okay I'm done now...)

Do you know what's weird?

I have just noticed that both of the ponies I have fell in love with are unicorns!

Do you know what's weird?

I have just noticed that both of the ponies I have fell in love with are unicorns!

Is it just me or is the Spanish accent excellent?

If you haven', 

Go and listen to some DJ Piligrim,

his music is amazing (not sponsored)

You might not understand it but his music is still amazing

Going on holiday?

Please avoid Homait at all costs.

Have you seen @Tridashie's 12 days of Pony Christmas?

If so youll remember the first day,

It jut popped back into my head just here.

"On the 1st day of Christmas My little ponies gave an evening with Princess Twilight"

Going on holiday?

Please avoid Homait at all costs.