The Spitfire Simp

How would ponies smoke?

like unicorns, alicorns, changeling and kirinis obvious but what about pretty much every other race?

Nice to see our parks, trails, and boating areas open again! This gives me some hope that the rest of the country will be opening again soon! Oh, and for those of you who are hating the fact we're getting things back on track and reopened, please think about the rest of us who are drowning in financial debt because we don't have a job anymore....

Nice to see our parks, trails, and boating areas open again! This gives me some hope that the rest of the country will be opening again soon! Oh, and for those of you who are hating the fact we're getting things back on track and reopened, please think about the rest of us who are drowning in financial debt because we don't have a job anymore....

I call this a Princess Sandwich! 

How would ponies smoke?

like unicorns, alicorns, changeling and kirinis obvious but what about pretty much every other race?

I miss the wonderful place know as malls

How would ponies smoke?

like unicorns, alicorns, changeling and kirinis obvious but what about pretty much every other race?

Goodnight everyone 

Good morning everyone! I forgot to give you all an update on my bunny Alice. I got her in to the vet yesterday afternoon, and turns out nothing serious is wrong with her. She's perfectly healthy!  She seems to just be having an allergic reaction to the wood shavings I recently started using in her pen. I'm going to switch it out today with paper bedding instead. 

Distance learning sucks

They think that since we're locked at home we have a lot of free time. I haven't even had time to take a shower, let alone the internet and mlpforums

I had a grump day at first, but when I logged on here, it got way better. 

I am feeling so good, that I want to give made-up awards to all my followers. Congratulations, you are all winners in my book!

@Emerald Heart wins the award for best lil sis ever!
@ShadOBabe wins the award for best zotl ever.
@DivineDivine1000 wins the award for most divine!
@Sparklefan1234 wins the award for funniest friend I know.
@Bakugou Is My Man ❤ wins the award for best My Hero Aca fan!
@Limestone-Pie wins the award for most missed friend who hasn't been active in a while.
@Bas wins the award for most intellectual friend I know!
@Prince Doopliss wins the award for best prince.
@Deae Rising Shine~ wins the award for best racing fan!
@Cwanky wins the award for being a champion of randomness.
@PoisonClaw wins the award for best tokusatsu fan!
@CinnamonPop wins the award for pop star.
@Rixton wins the award for most stand-up bro!
@TheRockARooster wins the award for greatest Godzilla champion.
@Renegade the Unicorn wins the award for renegade of the year!
@Fasu wins the award for most mild-mannered friend.
@MapleMoon wins the award for best one-hit-wonder!
@Larksy wins the award for greatest Freddy Krueger fan.
@Tacodidra wins the award for most optimistic bro-hoofer ever!
@RaraLover wins the award for best Coloratura enthusiast.
@Deerie wins the award for best motivational speaker!
@Muffinnz wins the award for strongest survivor.
@SolarFlare13 wins the award for happiest ray of sunshine!
@Prospekt wins the award for greatest seismic activity.
@J.T. wins the award for best photographer!
@Rising Dusk wins the award for having the most awards. (Seriously, how did earn so many?!)
@Jesse Terrence wins the award for wisest of sages!
@Blivy wins the award for best fire-arms handler.
@Goofyg24 wins the award for most considerate friend!
@Bastian wins the award for best brony champion.
@Cocokoru wins the award for best indie pop idol!
@Nsxile wins the award for greatest dragon ever.
@Derpy Pon-3 wins the award for easiest to get along with!
@Stone Cold Steve Tuna wins the award for surprise chad energy.
@Altastrofae wins the award for most likely to be a ninja or some kind of kitsune!
@CatCat wins the award for being the most chill dawgdawg.
@Sherbie-kun wins the award for strongest will power!
@Totally Nyxie wins the award for funnest mod I've ever seen.
@Windy Breeze wins the award for best at flirting!
@ExplosionMare wins the award for most underrated fun friend.
@WinterMane wins the award for best user not named Sweet Spark!
@lyrabetes3939 wins the award for most effective "Lyre". *Ba-dum tss*
@ToastedScone wins the award for most skilled breakfast chef!
@Lord Midnight Madness wins the award for greatest master of nighttime craziness.
@Dynamo Pad wins the award for best gaming enthusiast!
@Dark Horse wins the award for most unexpected admin of fun.
@💛Princess of Hearts💙 wins the award for most effective tag trolling!
@Pastel Heart wins the award for queen of awesomeness.
@EpicEnergy wins the award for most energetic!

Take a bow, my crowd. You've earned this. 

I am not attracted to a cartoon lioness. I am not attracted to a cartoon lioness. I am not!

I... am... 

Halp! Send help!

I am not attracted to a cartoon lioness. I am not attracted to a cartoon lioness. I am not!

I... am... 

Halp! Send help!

Blehh building my wooden tv stand is going to take an hour lol

Right I'm pissed off, and really fucking depressed at the minute

Right I'm pissed off, and really fucking depressed at the minute

Right I'm pissed off, and really fucking depressed at the minute

Right I'm pissed off, and really fucking depressed at the minute

I am in quarantine right now so I figured I'd blow the old dust off of this account

I have nothing else to say so have this pic of Twi

Today marks two months since I came back to the forums! 

cyoot and smexy PFP of dashie

I finally was able to set up an appointment for my rabbit. After making my rounds calling just about every vet office around here and not having any luck finding a place that sees rabbits, I finally found a place. The earliest they can get her in is tomorrow afternoon, because they aren't considering it an emergency as she's still eating and drinking and moving around. I'm just relieved I can get her in and finally figure out what's going on. 

 I’m just really shocked what my ex-girlfriend said on Facebook

Bleh, just bleh

 I’m just really shocked what my ex-girlfriend said on Facebook