Welcome to my profile page! The guy who is writing this is really happy to meet you! He also doesn't do anything right but tries his best anyways, he has some minor obstacles in social skills too. He also likes Broadway musicals despite knowing little about it, is one of his very few interests.
If you want to talk to me because you're bored, go ahead because most likely I am too! But just a heads up, even though I try my best... I'm not the best talker.
DISCLAIMER: [What you'll see below are my feeble attempts at humour, laughs are not guaranteed]
Wait... what? What does that acronym above this question stand for?
You don't know what that means? Well, it means none other than "Frequently Asked Questions Are What I Would Call These But To Be Honest No One Has Ever Asked Me These Questions, But I'm Answering Them Anyways", of course!
Do you have a real name?
Yes, like most humans, I do have a real name! (What, did you expect I was a pony? Well even then, ponies have names, silly! )
(...I'm not a pony.)
Where are you from?
I'm originally from Hong Kong, but now I live in Canada!
This isn't Tinder, try asking me again but in full sentences.
Of which gender do you identify as, and what is your age as of this current moment?
That's better, I'm a 15-year old male! This is possibly outdated (only the age, not the gender part), you can check my birthday just in case it is.
How are you doing?
Absolutely lovely, thanks for asking.
What are you studying?
As of now, just the mandatory stuff. I have no clue what I want to be in the future, I could be a mail deliverer, or waiter, or anything really. Their chances of happening are all just the same right now.
Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Any, um, fun facts you can let us in on yourself? *wink* *wink*
Sure, the person that is reading this and is actually asking this question and not just me talking in third-person! Um, fun facts about me, fun faaacts... Uh, I always have bottles of apple juice in stock at my house. Three boxes of 26 bottles of apple juice to be precise. I'm a little addicted to them. I think it's starting to become a problem.
Are chickens just really turkeys that have been on a diet?
What? That is probably the weirdest question you could've asked me. (Please don't try to think of a weirder one) And for the record, no.
What's your personality type according to the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator?
ENFP-T. I don't know what that stands for though, my guess is "Ew, Norman's Fat. Poor Thing." Seems accurate.
Describe your appearance.
Technically that's not a question, but I'll let it slide. I'm Asian, have somewhat short black hair, dark brown eyes, dark blue/black glasses, around 5'11", weighs roughly around [BUY SOME APPLES!] pounds, and have a charismatic smile.
Do you play video games?
Kind of. I don't play any PC games at all, and only occasionally my Nintendo games. (As you can see if you have me as a friend on your Nintendo Switch friend list. Oh, and my friend code is SW-8339-8707-4681! Add me...)
What's your Nintendo Switch friend code?
Dude, weren't you listening? I just answered that in the last question. C'mon.
Do you have any contact information?
And to that, I would say scroll down a little and look to the left of this page! (Alternatively, if you're on a phone, scroll up!)
What languages do you speak?
I'm fluent in Cantonese and English, and a tiny bit of French and Mandarin. I am also trying to learn Spanish, but I have not yet learned enough to say I can speak Spanish in any way. Baby steps...
Can you show us a picture of you in person?
I can... but I choose not to. Sorry for getting your hopes up.
Who are your favourite ponies?
I guess they would be, Twilight, Rarity, Autumn Blaze, and Pinkie!
What's your favourite episode?
Well you didn't say what show, but I'll just assume you're talking about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's Saddle Row Review and The Sound of Silence.
Can you pull a trick on me?
Sure. Pick one of these spoilers.
Congratulations, you've been tricked.
Congratulations, you've been tricked.
On the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, what is your favourite song in the span of the entire series?
Apples To The Core/What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me (I couldn't just pick one! )
What is your OC?
Error Code 404: File Not Found
Who are your best forum friends?
I don't know if they agree or not, but I think my list is:
What are your favourite music genres?
I love Broadway, jazz and swing, and I also like rock, ragtime and 60-70s' pop. I do dislike some of the modern pop and modern rap, but of course, that doesn't mean that there aren't any good ones in there or that I'm against anyone that likes it!
Can you please make this About Me page not filled with Spoilers? I hate this format.
I can try, but it'll definitely take some time! This will do for now until I have the time to convert all these questions into a nice looking without it being over-crammed!
[TO BE FURTHER UPDATED]
Anyways, If you have more not-so-frequently-asked questions for me, you can ask me stuff now right here.