CHA0SXIII

So, this dude got mad at a 16-year-old McDonald's cashier because his fries were taking to long and decided to throw hot coffee in the cashier's face. They arrested this jerk and he's being charged second-degree assault and battery, but would you look at this weirdo.

What is he wearing, why does it look like all of his facial hair was hastily scribbled on at the last minute, and what the heffalump is up with his hair!? I don't think he's quite all-together if you ask me. My biggest fear with this cartoon character is that the Celestia hair could make people think he's one of us - or worse - he might actually BE one of ours! Please God, don't let him be one of ours. The last thing we need is some new outlet releasing a piece about the dangers of giving bronies coffee (granted, they might actually have a point there).