This is what i like to call "THE MASH"
"Thumbs up sir Gallopington for you have committed crimes against Skyrim, you may be entitled to financial compensation but the chances are really low.You have 1 choice, eat hay to move faster. You do that before the other guards arrive and then suddenly a half man half snake half eagle half cheese pops out a a barrel and offers you 5$ if you prepare to wash his shoes with your mouth, you of course do that and get the 5$ not long after the guards are half way to your location. You grab your c4 and throw it at them, 194-Damage not effective, you try a