Dear inquirer,
We regret to inform you that we cannot send your message due to the ink having a slight hint of green. Per company policy, we only accept inquiries in black ink only. Please resubmit your inquiry in black ink at your earliest convenience. We will respond to your resubmitted inquiry within 8-12 business weeks of receiving the letter.
- Cpl_Dixon, CEO of the Flagstaff airport, Hair-care and Tire Center