Anyone familiar with me would know of my chronic My Little Pony Procrastinator status. I made several promises to truly sit down and finish this series over the years, but alas, the seasons passed many times over, and I had never lived up to my word. This Forum, my last bit of schooling, any miscellaneous hobbies I had, and now of course my job have all distracted me from doing so.
No longer.
Two-hundred twenty-one episodes. Five movies. Ten specials. I have now seen them all. There may have been some shorts or other miscellaneous installments that I have missed, but I believe I have now seen all of the truly important content. I see this as cause for celebration! What better than a game?
And so, I introduce you to my version of...
Every Episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Reviewed in Ten Words or Less!
But that's not all! In addition to this little mini-game, there will also be...
𝓜𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓼
𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓔𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓞𝓷𝓮
𝓐 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 𝓗𝓪𝓲𝓴𝓾
... Perhaps a bit more contrived than the first admittedly, but it gives them a bit more variation, so why not? And yes, I know that Joshscorcher did this kind of thing first. Hush.
The ground rules are simple; each episode will be given a 10 word or less summary, along with a numerical rating from 1 to 5. A review of the whole season will be included at the end of each season's section. The movies and specials will be given full reviews after their haikus, alongside a 1 to 5 rating as well. Whole seasons will not be given scores however, as they are far too broad to apply a numerical rating well. It truly is obvious, but to nip this in the bud: do not take these ratings as objective. They are strictly a rating of my personal experience, and how well the episode met my expectations.
And so the rules are set, as this fated day has finally arrived! I intend to make this milestone of mine an event for you all, so prepare yourselves!
The die has been cast!
My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic...
HAVE AT THEE!!!
☽ SEASON ONE ☽
♥ SEASON TWO ♥
✲ SEASON THREE ✲
EQUESTRIA GIRLS
✷ SEASON FOUR ✷︎︎
EQUESTRIA GIRLS: RAINBOW ROCKS
✦ SEASON FIVE ✦
EQUESTRIA GIRLS: FRIENDSHIP GAMES
♚ SEASON SIX ♚
EQUESTRIA GIRLS: LEGEND OF EVERFREE
★ SEASON SEVEN ★
EQUESTRIA GIRLS: MAGICAL MOVIE NIGHT
MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE
♜ SEASON EIGHT ♜
EQUESTRIA GIRLS: FORGOTTEN FRIENDSHIP
EQUESTRIA GIRLS: ROLLERCOASTER OF FRIENDSHIP
EQUESTRIA GIRLS: SPRING BREAKDOWN
EQUESTRIA GIRLS: SUNSET'S BACKSTAGE PASS
EQUESTRIA GIRLS: HOLIDAY UNWRAPPED
MY LITTLE PONY: BEST GIFT EVER
MY LITTLE PONY: RAINBOW ROADTRIP
︎ ⦿ SEASON NINE ⦿
FINAL SAY
*** 𝓕𝓘𝓝 ***
So there you have it! Getting through it all was quite the adventure, and a long overdue one. I am truly glad that I bit the bullet, sat on my rear, and actually finished the series proper. It's funny though; way back in March 2018, I was never truly intent on making this Forum much of a 'thing' for me, so to speak. One thing led to another though, and using this site become a greater priority to me than actually experiencing and discussing the content of its namesake. It's quite peculiar looking back on it, but what can I say; I was a foolhardy teenager at the time.
I was awfully late to the party needless to say, but even so, I can say with no hesitation that the Brony community has done things that few others can. The folks I have met here, plus plenty of others that have come and gone, are truly some of the most astounding people out there. I call myself peerless as a half-jest, but truly, I think plenty of people in the Brony fandom qualify as well. Never change, MLPF! I have even been seeing a few familiar faces return in the past little while, and they will surely bring us to the next level!
If there is anything here you disagree with or would like to point out, do feel free to! I will likely be posting a lot more about Friendship is Magic for the next little while. Generation Five is a different story; I have frankly not been enchanted by it, and while it may even be good now, it might be too much of a good thing for the time being.
Thank you all for enduring my endless tardiness for the past five years, nonetheless. Now I can officially call myself an MLP fan with no asterisks. At last, I have jettisoned this baggage for good!
𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓐𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓸𝓸𝓷, 𝓯𝓸𝓵𝓴𝓼!
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