A French Derpy full of Salt

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  1. It's back, for now. Room Mate: Why do you have 9 dogs? Me: What do you call a fly with no wings? RM: Don't. Me: A WALK! Me: *drown in a tidal wave of dogs*
  2. Having gay parents must be harsh... I mean, you get the double amount of dad jokes or endless loops of "go ask your mom".
  3. Welp, Tiny Tina ain't Tiny anymore. AND WHERE'S MISTER TORGUE FLEXINTON? I WANT TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN!

  4. In the middle ages Queen: come to bed King: not until I have a name for my soldiers Queen: k night King: babe ur a genius.
  5. I'm sorry I called you "dude", I didn't know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife who also identifies as female
  6. Why was 6 scared of 7? approximately -0.89594417018
  7. You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2. This joke was so bad I don't even
  8. I'm having a salad for launch. It's a fruit salad. It's all grapes. They're fermented.
  9. Maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying "ah, men".
  10. Yes, English can be weird. But it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Bonus: 1.8 is higher than 1.7 1.9 is higher than 1.8 but 1.10 is lower than 1.9