A French Derpy full of Salt

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  1. What?! My "name an iconic duo" thread isn't good enough for ye? Franklin, Trevor and Michael.
  2. Between SFM OC creations, posters SFM, images about MLP and games, I'm about 4.3GB. Without videos!
  3. Who need accuracy when you have good concealment?

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    1. Rikifive

      Rikifive

      That's cool! :ticking:

  4. I always loved animal crossing since the DS. I played so much on the 3DS with perfect town and almost my museum completed. I will buy the one on the switch immediately, I just hope they will lay off on the DLCs.
  5. Today, all of my teachers are not working and I basically have a free day.

    Today, I am sick as peck.

    WHAT ARE THE ODDS!

    1. Azure Acrylic

      Azure Acrylic

      Well, school in France is wayy different than how school is here, I know that, I used to be in school, and school there mostly focuses on French history and Art, maybe.

    2. EpicEnergy

      EpicEnergy

      That's unfortunate, I hope you get better soon! :kindness:

  6. To show you the power of Flex Tape,

  7. I just cut this post in half!

  8. I love people that defend Epic Games, they always switch between "it's good for the competition! It forces Steam to offer better!" and "90% of Steam's features are useless".

    1. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      What makes it funnier is how Steam has been the leader in the PC marketplace for so many years and has offered tons upon tons of incredible deals to gamers, but then Epic makes their shitty store and all of a sudden Steam is "bad". To me, Epic is simply an extremely arrogant company all because of their piece of shit conformity machine, Fortnite. They don't deserve any praise.

  9. No, it's called a "deep sleep" mode, it activate when it was on sleep mode for too long. I think you can disable it somewhere.
  10. No hipsters. Don't be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet and your sawdust bedding.

    NO WAIT, HAMSTERS! NO HAMSTERS!

  11. Call me crazy, call me insane The jester and the king are one and the same The question of who really runs this freak show Will have you rattle your brain The sharpest elbows, the sharpest of minds No compensation for the honest and kind I'm digging deep to find the flaws within me Before I'm falling behind You can't control me, I can't even control myself Steal from the rich, give to myself I stack the decks and I'm rigging the race I take a shortcut to the end of the maze And all the while I got this faint suspicion That I have fallen from grace I make believe that I'm dining with kings I'm justifying reprehensible things The wind is rising underneath my feathers The sun is hot on my wings One hell of a week to upload it, eh?
  12. A termite walks into a bar and asks: “Where’s the bar tender?”

  13. Why does the sibling-less writers always write sibling being nice to each other like "Hey, sis!".

    The truth is "Hey, dipshit"

  14. You know what's in my mind?

    Doritos, extra spicy, with ham, to make a hamburger, with the dorito in the center and the ham at the ends.

     

    Gosh, I'm hungry.

  15. Hey, if you can, can you do one for my friend? That's her OC, Vaulty, she usually want a badass pose or situation. If you don't want to, you can do any scene, I know she will like it!: Thanks!
  16. Hey! A while back, and recently, I made some SFM scenes about my favorite game, a Hat in Time! Here is the result: 2 Games about hats: Rumbi's Upgrade: fast and big rumbi: Floating into horizon: How do you like it?
  17. Hey, it's been a while since I came here. I was the guy who created a "creating your pony in SFM" back in April-May 2018 that went pretty well, at least 13 demands, which was awesome for me! Now, I came back from the dead (and mostly my studies) for... I don't know... Being here? I'm motivated for more SFM scenes, but no more creating ponies. It's long and I'm done. Anyway, hello to all of you and hi again for the 2 peoples that somehow recognize me!
  18. It'll be amazing, if at least I could calm myself for beiNG A UNICORN! NO HANDS, NO FEET, LOW TO THE GROUND, CAN'T EAT MEAT... In seriousness, while magic would be overpowerdly awesome, being a human is the best if you compare all the thing you can and unicrons can't do.
  19. It's back, for now. Room Mate: Why do you have 9 dogs? Me: What do you call a fly with no wings? RM: Don't. Me: A WALK! Me: *drown in a tidal wave of dogs*
  20. Having gay parents must be harsh... I mean, you get the double amount of dad jokes or endless loops of "go ask your mom".
  21. Welp, Tiny Tina ain't Tiny anymore. AND WHERE'S MISTER TORGUE FLEXINTON? I WANT TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN!

  22. In the middle ages Queen: come to bed King: not until I have a name for my soldiers Queen: k night King: babe ur a genius.
  23. I'm sorry I called you "dude", I didn't know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife who also identifies as female