A French Derpy full of Salt

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  1. Welp, Tiny Tina ain't Tiny anymore. AND WHERE'S MISTER TORGUE FLEXINTON? I WANT TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN!

  2. Ah, tick-tick-tock. Is that the sound of a Geiger counter or my lifespan counting down? It's both!

    That's right. Here at Black Mesa, when we talk about "half-life," we mean it in more ways than one.

    So make your peace, and come to Black Mesa.

    Here, you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature, escape countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours, and die scared, tired, and alone!

  3. A Hat in Time done in 1:32:02!

    Old time was 1:46:29

    1. Odyssey

      Odyssey

      Nice! Think you will beat your personal time again next time you speedrun the game?

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      Yes, I've done a backtrack and died to the final boss while trying to do a double hit.

  4. I would never vaccinate my kids. It's unnatural, expensive and dangerous.

    I will take my kids to the doctor so he can vaccinate them instead.

  5. The SFM pony models are planned in maybe 2 weeks, when I'll have more free time.

  6. On the 30th tour of MvM in TF2, I got my 2nd australium!

    An australium Minigun, and I've put the Professional Killstreak Minigun Kit I've crafted 2 weeks ago.

    From 3.60€ to 80€, I'm so happy.

  7. So, about the improved SFM poney models. I can't have more than 96 flexes (facial expressions), so, I can't have the eyebrows AND the mouth moving in the same model.

    So, I'll try with the old fillies models.

  8. Almost a year ago, I was compiling SFM pony models for others. There's now a filly model that I can use and a 3rd version of adults model.

    Should I come back making those models?

    1. Trix or Treat

      Trix or Treat

      sounds like fun, so why not?

  9. Those chickens are up to something. The plot chickens.

    1. Trix or Treat

      Trix or Treat

      it must be a scootaloo episode

    2. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      scootascootaloooooo....

  10. I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk.

    He's essentially a giant banner.

  11. Did you know a group of piranhas can eat a child in 30 seconds?

    Anyways, I got fired from the aquarium, today.

  12. This is the moment where I hate life sometimes. I'm sick, cold and you know when you're about to sneeze but it doesn't come out?

    Yeah, that but with vomit.

    FOR 6 HOURS!

    AND IT'S NOT DONE!

    1. Usager

      Usager

      To sneeze watch a strong light

      Good luck

  13. Now that I think of it, I think I remember how I "burned out" my old CPU.

    45 Cluster nukes on Garry's mod.

    1. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Something like that can just straight up 'kill' a CPU? O_o

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      well, that multiple times and running GTA online ...

  14. I love when you say you passed 10 hours on the computer, they all go crazy, but 10 hours on the TV watching movies?

    Totally fine.

    1. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      Because Passive Consumption is just fine, citizen, you shouldn't think, you should only consume...

       

  15. I shall rename OVERWATCH to "the game gave me spammy ability that I called spam"

    or even:

    Game: Can you aim?

    Player: No...

    Game: good, here's some ability and character that don't need to aim and you will be called a "pro".

  16. Poor Stan Lee, our greatest hero of our time.

  17. CARROTS ARE THE NERDS OF THE VEGETABLE KINGDOM.

    CARROTS ARE THE KINDS OF ASSH*LES THAT ADD “THEY’RE*” TO A POST.

    CARROTS ARE THE KINDS OF ASSH*LES WHO ASK YOU TO CITE SOURCES EVEN WHEN THEY DON’T HAVE SOURCES OF THEIR OWN.

    CARROTS WORRY THAT MAYBE THE WORLD IS GETTING “TOO PC”

    CARROTS LEAVE A FACEBOOK CONVERSATION WITHOUT COMMENTING WHEN IT ISN’T GOING THE WAY THEY WANT

    CARROTS USE THE HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOT EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE NO HANDICAPS OKAY NOW THAT I’M TYPING THIS ONE OUT I REALIZE THEY HAVE NO ARMS LEGS OR EYES SO THEY PROBABLY QUALIFY YEAH NEVERMIND ON THIS ONE

    CARROTS THINK THAT ANYONE WHO GETS ANGRY DISCUSSING SOCIAL ISSUES IS TOO EMOTIONAL TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

    CARROTS MAKE SUPER SPECIFIC ORDERS IN THE DRIVE-THRU AND THEN COMPLAIN WHEN A DETAIL’S WRONG

    CARROTS TRY TO RETURN THINGS WITHOUT THE RECEIPT

    CARROTS DON’T GIVE THEIR COWORKERS CREDIT WHEN A GROUP PROJECT IS TURNED IN

    CARROTS USE THE GROUP TEXT FUNCTION FOR ONE ON ONE CONVERSATIONS

    CARROTS LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT WRESTLING ISN’T REAL

    CARROTS DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN CASUAL GAMERS AND REAL GAMERS

    CARROTS SEND ANON HATE

    CARROTS

    CAN

    NOT

    JUST

    F*CKING

    CHILL

    F*CK CARROTS

  18. You wanna spend 2 hours of nothingness? well... I ONLY HAVE 1 QUESTION FOR YOU. EXPLOSIONS??

    http://askmrtorgue.tumblr.com/

  19. I just want a shirt with "People disagreeing with you is not oppression." written on it.

  20. "I beg your pardon?"

    "Then beg."

  21. By all my power, I shall now say.

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    I HAVE IT! BUCK YEAH!

    oh, and btw:

    Capture.PNG.b7957555c35e5753157611bf597ad1d4.PNG

    Only 8 players got it, and I'm in it!

    1. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      shouldn't you, you know, keep it secret? :)

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      It's not a secret that I have it, it's a secret about I have it and ...

      I see the problem...

  22. I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet.

  23. What if, when we woke up from a dream, it's because our brain crashed on a texture or an entity, like:

    Dream_Seq.exe has crashed: Logic++ exception
    Could not load texture because IDream3D9::CreateTexture call failed.
    Dream3D could not allocate sufficient memory to complete the call.

     

  24. Imagine if Valve goes at E3 and on their video, only put a crowbar with nothing else.

    Imagine the explosion in all of our minds.

  25. In two hours, I'll do my test of driver license, wish me good luck and not running over kids with fortnite costumes!

    1. Trix or Treat

      Trix or Treat

      i thought those kid's deaths were just part of natural selection, oh well, good luck