A French Derpy full of Salt

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  1. Never I've been so angry at microsoft before.

    I just got a laptop and the amount of shit they throw at you is astronomically incredible.

    Hey look! Mode S! You can't install ANYTHING that isn't microsoft! you must connect to our service so you can remove it and we can add more stuff behind lol!

    BUT WAIT! in order to connect, you must give us your phone number in order to know if it's really you! Now that you don't have mode S anymore, HERE'S MORE SHIT!

    What? You don't want skype, netflix, maps, solitaire, office, xbox, xbox live, edge, bloc notes, McAfee and dropbox? WELL SCREW YOU!

    oh, and more ads in your registered phone to top it all off.

    1. Rikifive


      Yeah the ads and marketing in general is complete garbage nowadays.

      However I have Windows and I never had to deal with any of this. I don't have these sneaky software. I purchased the BOX license though, separately. Preinstalled OEM's tend to be filled with garbage and actually I'm not sure who exactly is to blame for plugging crap in the preinstalled systems - microsoft, retailer or the manufacturers of the particular devices.

      Anyway holy balls, I'm sick of this entire marketing as well. Whenever you want to do/buy something, you have to be careful and read crappy walls of text to make sure you're not signing up for some sneaky utter crap. The way it all functions now sometimes makes we want to blow up few companies. :awwthanks:

  2. Are people more annoying, or am I becoming angrier?


  3. I got so hyped while playing TF2, It's like I was sniffing glue.

    Also this:


    1. Anti-Villain
    2. EpicEnergy


      Someone needs to help that pony out! :ooh:

  4. Rick Rolls are outdated and the Spanish inquisition is expected, the truly unexpected is


    1. Anti-Villain



      Rick Rolls are outdated

      They're still effective in smaller doses, though.

    2. Sonic Shimmer

      Sonic Shimmer

      Dude... why.

  5. Why does sleep not work. Why... Has I ever?



  6. A guy in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket.

    You can hide, but you can't run.

  7. Anyone's playing Pokémon Café?

    Here's my friend ID




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  9. I want a time line where Luna's last word before getting banned to the moon is:

    F.cking fatass.

  10. I love when I have a problem and I talk to a friend about it and they respond with "I've been through worse."


    Like no shit mate, but it's not about you, it's my problem and saying does not improve anything.

    1. Kyoshi


      That's definitely a very bad way of helping a friend..Oftentimes, just listening can help someone immensely, I know that all too. It isn't some competition of "who has it worse", it is always a bad comparison to make in every regard. Doing so is the opposite of listening.

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     𓁇    𓁅    |   𓀣    𓀿

  12. I thought black market was just regular market with little stands where they sell drugs and weapons and illegal stuff.


  13. not the best looking sword, but it has godlike stats.rt9xhK3.jpg.1f3a7eec0c95158f5427531ffb442cc6.jpg

    1. Kyoshi


      That lobster sword gives equipped creature +5/+5, double strike and islandwalk. Pretty powerful lobster sword. :wacko: 

  14. Jellyfishes aren't fishes, they are not jelly either. Everything I know is a lie.


  15. sit ups? push ups? not very good at it, but f.ck ups? oh boy, let me tell you...


  16. Here's my 14 years old doggo on a trip to the north west of France, to the Bretagne region.


  17. I can't be the only one listening to music and imagening scene with my own created character.

    Like taking a music from a battle scene in a video game and making bits of a bigger and incomplete story with OCs?


  18. Ponies,

    I crave violence.

  19. Just defeated a T-bagging Ganondorf as King K Rool, it feels so good.

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    1. Widdershins


      Art thou insinuating this makes our Dearest Sun Queen any less majestic?~


       If I had it my way, we'd bathe in cake.  ...it keeps the flies off. Or attracts them, I forget which.

  21. I'm getting bored. Does someone have some spicy maymays?


  22. Why is there so many people following me? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

    1. Windy Breeze 🥧

      Windy Breeze 🥧

      I am your worst FRIEND :grin:

  23. mosquitoes are the reason why I love spiders.

  24. Hello, I need stupid or funny pony gif for... homework.

    And by homework, I mean this: