Status Updates posted by A French Derpy full of Salt
Never I've been so angry at microsoft before.
I just got a laptop and the amount of shit they throw at you is astronomically incredible.
Hey look! Mode S! You can't install ANYTHING that isn't microsoft! you must connect to our service so you can remove it and we can add more stuff behind lol!
BUT WAIT! in order to connect, you must give us your phone number in order to know if it's really you! Now that you don't have mode S anymore, HERE'S MORE SHIT!
What? You don't want skype, netflix, maps, solitaire, office, xbox, xbox live, edge, bloc notes, McAfee and dropbox? WELL SCREW YOU!
oh, and more ads in your registered phone to top it all off.
Yeah the ads and marketing in general is complete garbage nowadays.
However I have Windows and I never had to deal with any of this. I don't have these sneaky software. I purchased the BOX license though, separately. Preinstalled OEM's tend to be filled with garbage and actually I'm not sure who exactly is to blame for plugging crap in the preinstalled systems - microsoft, retailer or the manufacturers of the particular devices.
Anyway holy balls, I'm sick of this entire marketing as well. Whenever you want to do/buy something, you have to be careful and read crappy walls of text to make sure you're not signing up for some sneaky utter crap. The way it all functions now sometimes makes we want to blow up few companies.
Are people more annoying, or am I becoming angrier?
Rick Rolls are outdated and the Spanish inquisition is expected, the truly unexpected is
A guy in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run.
You are now without babies
I want a time line where Luna's last word before getting banned to the moon is:
I love when I have a problem and I talk to a friend about it and they respond with "I've been through worse."
Like no shit mate, but it's not about you, it's my problem and saying does not improve anything.
𓁲 | 𓁆 𓀻
𓁇 𓁅 | 𓀣 𓀿
I thought black market was just regular market with little stands where they sell drugs and weapons and illegal stuff.
not the best looking sword, but it has godlike stats.
Jellyfishes aren't fishes, they are not jelly either. Everything I know is a lie.
sit ups? push ups? not very good at it, but f.ck ups? oh boy, let me tell you...
I can't be the only one listening to music and imagening scene with my own created character.
Like taking a music from a battle scene in a video game and making bits of a bigger and incomplete story with OCs?
I crave violence.
Just defeated a T-bagging Ganondorf as King K Rool, it feels so good.
Why is there so many people following me? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
mosquitoes are the reason why I love spiders.
Hello, I need stupid or funny pony gif for... homework.
And by homework, I mean this: