A French Derpy full of Salt

I want a book of a point of view of alien on us and being amazed by our talents and daily life and stuff.

Like "They put metal in their teeth to move them correctly! They eat deadly spicy vegetables daily! It would kill any animal but they EAT IT!"

or even "If their construction break down because the nature is shaking,  they rebuild it AT THE SAME PLACE and EVEN BETTER than the previous one!" and such...