A French Derpy full of Salt

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About A French Derpy full of Salt

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    Butterfly
  • Birthday 10/06/2000

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

  • Best Pony
    Derpy
  • Best Pony Race
    Unicorn

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Near Lyon, France
  • Interests
    Money, Gold, everything exept that broke-d*ck-piece-of-sh*t drill.
    Damn you, Bain.

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    Derpi avec un "Y"#9554
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    https://steamcommunity.com/id/DatFrenchDerp/

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  1. CARROTS ARE THE NERDS OF THE VEGETABLE KINGDOM.

    CARROTS ARE THE KINDS OF ASSH*LES THAT ADD “THEY’RE*” TO A POST.

    CARROTS ARE THE KINDS OF ASSH*LES WHO ASK YOU TO CITE SOURCES EVEN WHEN THEY DON’T HAVE SOURCES OF THEIR OWN.

    CARROTS WORRY THAT MAYBE THE WORLD IS GETTING “TOO PC”

    CARROTS LEAVE A FACEBOOK CONVERSATION WITHOUT COMMENTING WHEN IT ISN’T GOING THE WAY THEY WANT

    CARROTS USE THE HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOT EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE NO HANDICAPS OKAY NOW THAT I’M TYPING THIS ONE OUT I REALIZE THEY HAVE NO ARMS LEGS OR EYES SO THEY PROBABLY QUALIFY YEAH NEVERMIND ON THIS ONE

    CARROTS THINK THAT ANYONE WHO GETS ANGRY DISCUSSING SOCIAL ISSUES IS TOO EMOTIONAL TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

    CARROTS MAKE SUPER SPECIFIC ORDERS IN THE DRIVE-THRU AND THEN COMPLAIN WHEN A DETAIL’S WRONG

    CARROTS TRY TO RETURN THINGS WITHOUT THE RECEIPT

    CARROTS DON’T GIVE THEIR COWORKERS CREDIT WHEN A GROUP PROJECT IS TURNED IN

    CARROTS USE THE GROUP TEXT FUNCTION FOR ONE ON ONE CONVERSATIONS

    CARROTS LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT WRESTLING ISN’T REAL

    CARROTS DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN CASUAL GAMERS AND REAL GAMERS

    CARROTS SEND ANON HATE

    CARROTS

    CAN

    NOT

    JUST

    F*CKING

    CHILL

    F*CK CARROTS