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CARROTS ARE THE NERDS OF THE VEGETABLE KINGDOM.
CARROTS ARE THE KINDS OF ASSH*LES THAT ADD “THEY’RE*” TO A POST.
CARROTS ARE THE KINDS OF ASSH*LES WHO ASK YOU TO CITE SOURCES EVEN WHEN THEY DON’T HAVE SOURCES OF THEIR OWN.
CARROTS WORRY THAT MAYBE THE WORLD IS GETTING “TOO PC”
CARROTS LEAVE A FACEBOOK CONVERSATION WITHOUT COMMENTING WHEN IT ISN’T GOING THE WAY THEY WANT
CARROTS USE THE HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOT EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE NO HANDICAPS OKAY NOW THAT I’M TYPING THIS ONE OUT I REALIZE THEY HAVE NO ARMS LEGS OR EYES SO THEY PROBABLY QUALIFY YEAH NEVERMIND ON THIS ONE
CARROTS THINK THAT ANYONE WHO GETS ANGRY DISCUSSING SOCIAL ISSUES IS TOO EMOTIONAL TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
CARROTS MAKE SUPER SPECIFIC ORDERS IN THE DRIVE-THRU AND THEN COMPLAIN WHEN A DETAIL’S WRONG
CARROTS TRY TO RETURN THINGS WITHOUT THE RECEIPT
CARROTS DON’T GIVE THEIR COWORKERS CREDIT WHEN A GROUP PROJECT IS TURNED IN
CARROTS USE THE GROUP TEXT FUNCTION FOR ONE ON ONE CONVERSATIONS
CARROTS LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT WRESTLING ISN’T REAL
CARROTS DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN CASUAL GAMERS AND REAL GAMERS
CARROTS SEND ANON HATE
CARROTS
CAN
NOT
JUST
F*CKING
CHILL
F*CK CARROTS