A French Derpy full of Salt

Ah, tick-tick-tock. Is that the sound of a Geiger counter or my lifespan counting down? It's both!

That's right. Here at Black Mesa, when we talk about "half-life," we mean it in more ways than one.

So make your peace, and come to Black Mesa.

Here, you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature, escape countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours, and die scared, tired, and alone!