A French Derpy full of Salt

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About A French Derpy full of Salt

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    Butterfly
  • Birthday 10/06/2000

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

  • Best Pony
    Derpy
  • Best Pony Race
    Unicorn

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Near Lyon, France
  • Interests
    Money, Gold, everything exept that broke-d*ck-piece-of-sh*t drill.
    Damn you, Bain.

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    Derpi avec un "Y"#9554
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    https://steamcommunity.com/id/DatFrenchDerp/

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  1. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 17

    I'm having a salad for launch. It's a fruit salad. It's all grapes. They're fermented.
  2. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 16

    Maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying "ah, men".
  3. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 15

    I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
  4. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Your """""Weekly"""""" Explosions - Week 2

    It's been like 3 month, but anyway... "TORGUE MUNITIONS HAS A POP QUIZ FOR YOU, SKAGLICKER! YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY A DOZEN STEELY-EYED BANDITS! DO YOU: A ) BLOW THEM TO SMITHEREENS WITH YOUR TORGUE ASSAULT RIFLE, B ) RUN AND TAKE COVER, OR C ) CALMLY GET THEM TO PUT THEIR WEAPONS DOWN AND YOU KNOW THE ANSWER IS A! BUY A GODDAMN TORGUE GUN!" - Torgue Radio Ad; Borderlands 2
  5. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 14

    In the wizarding world, rappers would be the hardest to battle. Imagine how fast they could cast multiple spells.
  6. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 13

    doctor, handful of pills: Here, take four of these. Me, swallowing them: What are they? Doctor, crushing up and snorting the rest: We're about to find out. Bonus Pirate: The cannons be ready Captain. Captain: ARE.
  7. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 12

    Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
  8. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 11

    Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing. They are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
  9. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 10

    Yes, English can be weird. But it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Bonus: 1.8 is higher than 1.7 1.9 is higher than 1.8 but 1.10 is lower than 1.9
  10. Ah, tick-tick-tock. Is that the sound of a Geiger counter or my lifespan counting down? It's both!

    That's right. Here at Black Mesa, when we talk about "half-life," we mean it in more ways than one.

    So make your peace, and come to Black Mesa.

    Here, you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature, escape countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours, and die scared, tired, and alone!

  11. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 9

    My wife gave birth to my new son, but sadly, no dad jokes came out of my mouth. Oh, and also, my friend suddenly became a comedian.
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    Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 8

    What kind of fish is composed of only two sodium atoms? 2 Na
  13. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 7

    Doctor: You've got six weeks to live Me: Give me eight Doctor: It doesn't work like that. Me: Seven? Doctor: Come on... Me: F*ck you. Doctor: Ok, now it's five.
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    Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 6

    I wish the earth was flat so I could jump off the edge and die with an authentic Minecraft falling out of the world experience. DnD bonus: Monk: Have some liquid courage, friend. Paladin: I have a spell for that, it's called Heroism. It allow me not to be intimidated or scared. Monk: I do too, it's called Jack Daniels.
  15. A French Derpy full of Salt

    General Media Which genre has the most appeal?

    I think comedy + any genre is the best combination and can be appealing to people.