A French Derpy full of Salt

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About A French Derpy full of Salt

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    Butterfly
  • Birthday 10/06/2000

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

  • Best Pony
    Derpy
  • Best Pony Race
    Unicorn

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Near Lyon, France
  • Interests
    Money, Gold, everything exept that broke-d*ck-piece-of-sh*t drill.
    Damn you, Bain.

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    Derpi avec un "Y"#9554
  • Steam ID
    https://steamcommunity.com/id/DatFrenchDerp/

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  1. Happy birthday, Salt! :D 

  2. It's back, for now. Room Mate: Why do you have 9 dogs? Me: What do you call a fly with no wings? RM: Don't. Me: A WALK! Me: *drown in a tidal wave of dogs*
  3. Having gay parents must be harsh... I mean, you get the double amount of dad jokes or endless loops of "go ask your mom".
  4. Welp, Tiny Tina ain't Tiny anymore. AND WHERE'S MISTER TORGUE FLEXINTON? I WANT TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN!

  5. In the middle ages Queen: come to bed King: not until I have a name for my soldiers Queen: k night King: babe ur a genius.
  6. I'm sorry I called you "dude", I didn't know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife who also identifies as female
  7. Why was 6 scared of 7? approximately -0.89594417018
  8. You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2. This joke was so bad I don't even
  9. I'm having a salad for launch. It's a fruit salad. It's all grapes. They're fermented.
  10. Maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying "ah, men".
  11. I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?