A French Derpy full of Salt

Users
  • Content Count

    232
  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Profiles

Character Archive

Frequently Asked Questions and Helpful Hints

Equestrian Empire Character Archive

Art Contest Uploads

Banner Archive

Banner Submissions

Golden Oaks Memorial Library

Pony Roleplay Characters

Calendar

Blogs

Forums

Store

Everything posted by A French Derpy full of Salt

  1. Why does the sibling-less writers always write sibling being nice to each other like "Hey, sis!".

    The truth is "Hey, dipshit"

  2. You know what's in my mind?

    Doritos, extra spicy, with ham, to make a hamburger, with the dorito in the center and the ham at the ends.

     

    Gosh, I'm hungry.

  3. Hey, if you can, can you do one for my friend? That's her OC, Vaulty, she usually want a badass pose or situation. If you don't want to, you can do any scene, I know she will like it!: Thanks!
  4. Hey! A while back, and recently, I made some SFM scenes about my favorite game, a Hat in Time! Here is the result: 2 Games about hats: Rumbi's Upgrade: fast and big rumbi: Floating into horizon: How do you like it?
  5. Hey, it's been a while since I came here. I was the guy who created a "creating your pony in SFM" back in April-May 2018 that went pretty well, at least 13 demands, which was awesome for me! Now, I came back from the dead (and mostly my studies) for... I don't know... Being here? I'm motivated for more SFM scenes, but no more creating ponies. It's long and I'm done. Anyway, hello to all of you and hi again for the 2 peoples that somehow recognize me!
  6. It'll be amazing, if at least I could calm myself for beiNG A UNICORN! NO HANDS, NO FEET, LOW TO THE GROUND, CAN'T EAT MEAT... In seriousness, while magic would be overpowerdly awesome, being a human is the best if you compare all the thing you can and unicrons can't do.
  7. It's back, for now. Room Mate: Why do you have 9 dogs? Me: What do you call a fly with no wings? RM: Don't. Me: A WALK! Me: *drown in a tidal wave of dogs*
  8. Having gay parents must be harsh... I mean, you get the double amount of dad jokes or endless loops of "go ask your mom".
  9. Welp, Tiny Tina ain't Tiny anymore. AND WHERE'S MISTER TORGUE FLEXINTON? I WANT TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN!

  10. In the middle ages Queen: come to bed King: not until I have a name for my soldiers Queen: k night King: babe ur a genius.
  11. I'm sorry I called you "dude", I didn't know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife who also identifies as female
  12. You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2. This joke was so bad I don't even
  13. I'm having a salad for launch. It's a fruit salad. It's all grapes. They're fermented.
  14. Maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying "ah, men".
  15. I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
  16. It's been like 3 month, but anyway... "TORGUE MUNITIONS HAS A POP QUIZ FOR YOU, SKAGLICKER! YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY A DOZEN STEELY-EYED BANDITS! DO YOU: A ) BLOW THEM TO SMITHEREENS WITH YOUR TORGUE ASSAULT RIFLE, B ) RUN AND TAKE COVER, OR C ) CALMLY GET THEM TO PUT THEIR WEAPONS DOWN AND YOU KNOW THE ANSWER IS A! BUY A GODDAMN TORGUE GUN!" - Torgue Radio Ad; Borderlands 2
  17. In the wizarding world, rappers would be the hardest to battle. Imagine how fast they could cast multiple spells.
  18. doctor, handful of pills: Here, take four of these. Me, swallowing them: What are they? Doctor, crushing up and snorting the rest: We're about to find out. Bonus Pirate: The cannons be ready Captain. Captain: ARE.
  19. Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
  20. Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing. They are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
  21. Yes, English can be weird. But it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Bonus: 1.8 is higher than 1.7 1.9 is higher than 1.8 but 1.10 is lower than 1.9
  22. Ah, tick-tick-tock. Is that the sound of a Geiger counter or my lifespan counting down? It's both!

    That's right. Here at Black Mesa, when we talk about "half-life," we mean it in more ways than one.

    So make your peace, and come to Black Mesa.

    Here, you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature, escape countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours, and die scared, tired, and alone!