A French Derpy full of Salt

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  1. Who need accuracy when you have good concealment?

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    1. Rikifive

      Rikifive

      That's cool! :ticking:

  2. Today, all of my teachers are not working and I basically have a free day.

    Today, I am sick as peck.

    WHAT ARE THE ODDS!

    1. Azure Acrylic

      Azure Acrylic

      Well, school in France is wayy different than how school is here, I know that, I used to be in school, and school there mostly focuses on French history and Art, maybe.

    2. EpicEnergy

      EpicEnergy

      That's unfortunate, I hope you get better soon! :kindness:

  3. To show you the power of Flex Tape,

  4. I just cut this post in half!

  5. I love people that defend Epic Games, they always switch between "it's good for the competition! It forces Steam to offer better!" and "90% of Steam's features are useless".

    1. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      What makes it funnier is how Steam has been the leader in the PC marketplace for so many years and has offered tons upon tons of incredible deals to gamers, but then Epic makes their shitty store and all of a sudden Steam is "bad". To me, Epic is simply an extremely arrogant company all because of their piece of shit conformity machine, Fortnite. They don't deserve any praise.

  6. No hipsters. Don't be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet and your sawdust bedding.

    NO WAIT, HAMSTERS! NO HAMSTERS!

  7. A termite walks into a bar and asks: “Where’s the bar tender?”

  8. Why does the sibling-less writers always write sibling being nice to each other like "Hey, sis!".

    The truth is "Hey, dipshit"

  9. You know what's in my mind?

    Doritos, extra spicy, with ham, to make a hamburger, with the dorito in the center and the ham at the ends.

     

    Gosh, I'm hungry.

  10. Welp, Tiny Tina ain't Tiny anymore. AND WHERE'S MISTER TORGUE FLEXINTON? I WANT TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN!

  11. Ah, tick-tick-tock. Is that the sound of a Geiger counter or my lifespan counting down? It's both!

    That's right. Here at Black Mesa, when we talk about "half-life," we mean it in more ways than one.

    So make your peace, and come to Black Mesa.

    Here, you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature, escape countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours, and die scared, tired, and alone!

  12. A Hat in Time done in 1:32:02!

    Old time was 1:46:29

    1. Odyssey

      Odyssey

      Nice! Think you will beat your personal time again next time you speedrun the game?

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      Yes, I've done a backtrack and died to the final boss while trying to do a double hit.

  13. I would never vaccinate my kids. It's unnatural, expensive and dangerous.

    I will take my kids to the doctor so he can vaccinate them instead.

  14. The SFM pony models are planned in maybe 2 weeks, when I'll have more free time.

  15. On the 30th tour of MvM in TF2, I got my 2nd australium!

    An australium Minigun, and I've put the Professional Killstreak Minigun Kit I've crafted 2 weeks ago.

    From 3.60€ to 80€, I'm so happy.

  16. So, about the improved SFM poney models. I can't have more than 96 flexes (facial expressions), so, I can't have the eyebrows AND the mouth moving in the same model.

    So, I'll try with the old fillies models.

  17. Almost a year ago, I was compiling SFM pony models for others. There's now a filly model that I can use and a 3rd version of adults model.

    Should I come back making those models?

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      sounds like fun, so why not?

  18. Those chickens are up to something. The plot chickens.

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      it must be a scootaloo episode

    2. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      scootascootaloooooo....

  19. I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk.

    He's essentially a giant banner.

  20. Did you know a group of piranhas can eat a child in 30 seconds?

    Anyways, I got fired from the aquarium, today.

  21. This is the moment where I hate life sometimes. I'm sick, cold and you know when you're about to sneeze but it doesn't come out?

    Yeah, that but with vomit.

    FOR 6 HOURS!

    AND IT'S NOT DONE!

    1. Usager

      Usager

      To sneeze watch a strong light

      Good luck

  22. Now that I think of it, I think I remember how I "burned out" my old CPU.

    45 Cluster nukes on Garry's mod.

    1. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Something like that can just straight up 'kill' a CPU? O_o

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      well, that multiple times and running GTA online ...

  23. I love when you say you passed 10 hours on the computer, they all go crazy, but 10 hours on the TV watching movies?

    Totally fine.

    1. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      Because Passive Consumption is just fine, citizen, you shouldn't think, you should only consume...

       

  24. I shall rename OVERWATCH to "the game gave me spammy ability that I called spam"

    or even:

    Game: Can you aim?

    Player: No...

    Game: good, here's some ability and character that don't need to aim and you will be called a "pro".

  25. Poor Stan Lee, our greatest hero of our time.