A French Derpy full of Salt

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  1. Hello, I need stupid or funny pony gif for... homework.

    And by homework, I mean this:

  2. The virus is my fault, I wanted to play animal crossing, borderlands 3 and half life alyx without interruption and the virus was created.

    Monkey's paw bullcrap.

  3. I dreamed of me being Incineroar from Pokémon fighting Richter Belmont in a Super Smash Bros battle while being at Sawmill from Team Fortress 2.

    I dodge every spammy projectiles he threw at me, everybody was running away from the fight while kicking the sh*t out of him.

    I wake up, shaking like being injected with adrenaline and with a big smile on my face.

    It was a good dream.

    1. Photon Jet

      Photon Jet

      I'm guessing you know who your main is now.

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      It always been my main, but it's been a while since I've played it.

  4. You'll never believed what I saw in SteamVR, a MLP figurine of Twilly at the Valve place:



    That was quite the surprise.

  5. It's awesome being yourself, it's what's around you that sucks.

  6. I've been kicked out of 5 servers by my own team for cheating/hacking in Team Fortress 2.

    It has been a good day.

  7. When they invented the atomic bomb they were afraid it was going to catch the atmosphere on fire and burn up the whole Earth, but they did it anyway. That took balls. Not us, though. The only people taking the risks were the ones who didn't understand them in the first place. We're not brave, we're just stupid.

  8. Who need accuracy when you have good concealment?


    1. Rikifive


      That's cool! :ticking:

  9. Today, all of my teachers are not working and I basically have a free day.

    Today, I am sick as peck.


    1. Azure Acrylic

      Azure Acrylic

      Well, school in France is wayy different than how school is here, I know that, I used to be in school, and school there mostly focuses on French history and Art, maybe.

    2. ElectricEnergy⚡


      That's unfortunate, I hope you get better soon! :kindness:

  10. To show you the power of Flex Tape,

  11. I just cut this post in half!

  12. I love people that defend Epic Games, they always switch between "it's good for the competition! It forces Steam to offer better!" and "90% of Steam's features are useless".

    1. Kyoshi


      What makes it funnier is how Steam has been the leader in the PC marketplace for so many years and has offered tons upon tons of incredible deals to gamers, but then Epic makes their shitty store and all of a sudden Steam is "bad". To me, Epic is simply an extremely arrogant company all because of their piece of shit conformity machine, Fortnite. They don't deserve any praise.

  13. No hipsters. Don't be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet and your sawdust bedding.


  14. A termite walks into a bar and asks: “Where’s the bar tender?”

  15. Why does the sibling-less writers always write sibling being nice to each other like "Hey, sis!".

    The truth is "Hey, dipshit"

  16. You know what's in my mind?

    Doritos, extra spicy, with ham, to make a hamburger, with the dorito in the center and the ham at the ends.


    Gosh, I'm hungry.


  18. Ah, tick-tick-tock. Is that the sound of a Geiger counter or my lifespan counting down? It's both!

    That's right. Here at Black Mesa, when we talk about "half-life," we mean it in more ways than one.

    So make your peace, and come to Black Mesa.

    Here, you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature, escape countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours, and die scared, tired, and alone!

  19. A Hat in Time done in 1:32:02!

    Old time was 1:46:29

    1. Odyssey


      Nice! Think you will beat your personal time again next time you speedrun the game?

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      Yes, I've done a backtrack and died to the final boss while trying to do a double hit.

  20. I would never vaccinate my kids. It's unnatural, expensive and dangerous.

    I will take my kids to the doctor so he can vaccinate them instead.

  21. The SFM pony models are planned in maybe 2 weeks, when I'll have more free time.

  22. On the 30th tour of MvM in TF2, I got my 2nd australium!

    An australium Minigun, and I've put the Professional Killstreak Minigun Kit I've crafted 2 weeks ago.

    From 3.60€ to 80€, I'm so happy.

  23. So, about the improved SFM poney models. I can't have more than 96 flexes (facial expressions), so, I can't have the eyebrows AND the mouth moving in the same model.

    So, I'll try with the old fillies models.

  24. Almost a year ago, I was compiling SFM pony models for others. There's now a filly model that I can use and a 3rd version of adults model.

    Should I come back making those models?

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      sounds like fun, so why not?

  25. Those chickens are up to something. The plot chickens.

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      it must be a scootaloo episode

    2. CypherHoof 🐎

      CypherHoof 🐎