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  1. My Belgian friend, that I've met online 4 years ago, has conquered studies, mental problem, depression and family problem and got his diploma and is now a house cleaner / surface technician.

    I am so happy for him.

    I hope we both got enough money to live in the same place together. I am not gay, but I rather be with him than being alone.

  2. a little late, but...


    1. Rikifive


      That's how g5 should look like, change my mind

  3. American: Cotton Candy

    English: Candy Floss

    French: Daddy's Beard



    French: wouat?

  4. The letter Y said in english can be heard as "Why".

    The letter Y said in french can be heard as "E Greek".

    I hate it.

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    2. Rikifive


      Same in Poland, it's spelled "E-greek" here too. Sounds funny.

    3. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      @Kujamih Y, in French is called “Greek i”. It’s pronounced “ee-grec” in French.

    4. Kujamih



  5. Pardon everyone, but I have very good information that might really peek your interest like that spaghetti bologna you had 4 days ago and my sincere and most extraordinary honor to inform you that in fact:


    This day is a Wednesday.


  6. I've made a mistake.

    The universe is screaming.

    My world is burning.

    18 Mc nuggets cause a stomach ache.

    1. Kyoshi


      Did you have a deficient amount of salty goodness?

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      My name mean something in this universe, @Kyoshi, Of course I did.

    3. Kyoshi


      With enough salt, the universe can bend to your will.

  7. Good morning Europeans and good night americans and good day americans vampires.

    I won't judge.

  8. Why the f*ck no one told me Shovel Knight has a good OST?

    1. Rikifive


      I'm telling you it has. :toldya:

  9. I streamed TF2, someone chatted with me for 15 minutes. I am now happy.

  10. Hello! I'm less and less on this website because I finally have a job! A limited time one, but I'll finally have something to put on my resume! It's way better to repeat the same task on multiple device for 35h a week than to wait for an offer while playing games that slowly burns you off overtime.


    Meanwhile, I have ideas of 3 new characters that I need more time to elaborate them, but here the gist of it:

    1. Bleues, female reptile with blue and green colors, combination of 3 different reptile linked by surgery and magic to create a super soldier, can only speak normally with a little device. her magic is centered around bubbles and spheres and blowing up her bubbles to gain speed boosts. She's all around speed and melee. Stoic on the surface but emotional coward in the inside.

    2. A little bat in a brown coat. No name, tho. Just wanted a cute thing. a combination between hat kid and the CAW Agents, both from a hat in time. Meee~Maaa~...

    3. a maned wolf forced into the group by Bleues because of his potential and his improvisations, he uses crafted weapons and a grappling hook.

    1. Kujamih


      Remember kids.... Jobs ruin lives:laugh:

  11. I sometime stream games, most recently Dead by Daylight, my twitch name is DeviantDerpy

    WARNING: French and some french swears

  12. I can't have responsibilities! I'm barely a functioning adult!

  13. Holy moly, I went as Squirrel rank! 375+!

    It's a small step, but I was as cupcake rank for a year now.



    I am so happy after 2 month stuck in 4 stars...

  15. I have a extra key of Killing Floor Incursion, it's a VR game, does anyone wants it?

  16. In animal crossing, you can sold Turnips at 141 bells, anyone interested?

  17. This spider fell from the ceiling on the inside of my glasses (between the glass and my eye). Surprisingly I didn't scream and was just surprised.


    1. EpicEnergy


      I would have freaked out! :o

  18. Never I've been so angry at microsoft before.

    I just got a laptop and the amount of shit they throw at you is astronomically incredible.

    Hey look! Mode S! You can't install ANYTHING that isn't microsoft! you must connect to our service so you can remove it and we can add more stuff behind lol!

    BUT WAIT! in order to connect, you must give us your phone number in order to know if it's really you! Now that you don't have mode S anymore, HERE'S MORE SHIT!

    What? You don't want skype, netflix, maps, solitaire, office, xbox, xbox live, edge, bloc notes, McAfee and dropbox? WELL SCREW YOU!

    oh, and more ads in your registered phone to top it all off.

    1. Rikifive


      Yeah the ads and marketing in general is complete garbage nowadays.

      However I have Windows and I never had to deal with any of this. I don't have these sneaky software. I purchased the BOX license though, separately. Preinstalled OEM's tend to be filled with garbage and actually I'm not sure who exactly is to blame for plugging crap in the preinstalled systems - microsoft, retailer or the manufacturers of the particular devices.

      Anyway holy balls, I'm sick of this entire marketing as well. Whenever you want to do/buy something, you have to be careful and read crappy walls of text to make sure you're not signing up for some sneaky utter crap. The way it all functions now sometimes makes we want to blow up few companies. :awwthanks:

  19. Are people more annoying, or am I becoming angrier?


  20. I got so hyped while playing TF2, It's like I was sniffing glue.

    Also this:


    1. Anti-Villain
    2. EpicEnergy


      Someone needs to help that pony out! :ooh:

  21. Rick Rolls are outdated and the Spanish inquisition is expected, the truly unexpected is


    1. Anti-Villain



      Rick Rolls are outdated

      They're still effective in smaller doses, though.

    2. Sonic Shimmer
  22. Why does sleep not work. Why... Has I ever?



  23. A guy in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket.

    You can hide, but you can't run.

  24. Anyone's playing Pokémon Café?

    Here's my friend ID




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