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A French Derpy full of Salt

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  1. '' I'm 11 of 10 dissapointed '' I can't found any idea of SFM scene.

    Welp, good night, European Ponies.

  2. "I beg your pardon?"

    "Then beg."

  3. "You are actually the 6,5th person to tell me MLP is for little girls."

    -What happend to the 7th?

    "I kinda had the high ground..."

  4. *Shoots everything GTA Style*

    Huh. This is kinda how I claimed my lab space on my first day of work. Except I didn't have a shotgun for that, but I didn't need one.

  5. A Hat in Time done in 1:32:02!

    Old time was 1:46:29

    1. Odyssey

      Odyssey

      Nice! Think you will beat your personal time again next time you speedrun the game?

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      Yes, I've done a backtrack and died to the final boss while trying to do a double hit.

  6. Ah, tick-tick-tock. Is that the sound of a Geiger counter or my lifespan counting down? It's both!

    That's right. Here at Black Mesa, when we talk about "half-life," we mean it in more ways than one.

    So make your peace, and come to Black Mesa.

    Here, you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature, escape countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours, and die scared, tired, and alone!

  7. Almost a year ago, I was compiling SFM pony models for others. There's now a filly model that I can use and a 3rd version of adults model.

    Should I come back making those models?

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      sounds like fun, so why not?

  8. And I'm back at the college. Great...

    *explosions* "Hey look! You're famous! You're everywhere."

  9. By all my power, I shall now say.

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    I HAVE IT! BUCK YEAH!

    oh, and btw:

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    Only 8 players got it, and I'm in it!

    1. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      shouldn't you, you know, keep it secret? :)

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      It's not a secret that I have it, it's a secret about I have it and ...

      I see the problem...

  10. can someone put pinkie pie serving cupcakes below this update note? I really want to see this happening...

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  11. D-29 until my birthday.

    Man, if it's worse than what I've seen, it must be... silverback gorillas with flamethrowers.

  12. Did you know a group of piranhas can eat a child in 30 seconds?

    Anyways, I got fired from the aquarium, today.

  13. Did you know there's 2 barrel pistols? AND I HECCING LOVE IT!

    Meet the AF2011-A1, which is like two M1911 put in one.

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    "Everything is better when you put more barrels on it. It's like adding more bacon."

    1. Rikifive

      Rikifive

      A pistol, that deals double damage? EqE4vfd.png

      It indeed looks great! :yay:

  14. Does dogs think that other animals are just different type of dogs?

    Like humans are big dogs on 2 legs, a cat is just a angry dog or a fly is just a very small annoying dog?

    1. Ethan Tran

      Ethan Tran

      maybe they see us as big monkeys in clothes.

      I don't think that dogs think that cats for example are little dogs or small animals like chickens are dogs too... so no. they can see the difference between some species that's for sure.

    2. Feather Spiral

      Feather Spiral

      It's hard to tell whether a non-talking animal understands the idea of "different species", because words are human inventions and "species" is one with such a narrow definition.

      I don't think most animals are stupid enough to believe a very different-looking animal actually behaves and communicates the same way they do. They might try to communicate with, say, humans the way they do with each other; the same way we humans speak to animals knowing full well they don't understand our words. Species that were bred to live with humans, especially dogs, actually can interpret our body language and facial expressions; and cats don't typically meow at each other, only at humans.

  15. Don't you love when you're trying to sleep and that mosquito, THAT MOSQUITO, always goes near your ears and you just waves your arms like a moron to hit it but he keeps coming back ALWAYS FOR YOUR EARS?

    And that one mosquito bites you 5 times in one night? I've checked, one mosquito.

    I rather have a helicopter with 4 miniguns shooting near me than having a mosquito that ruin 2 HOURS OF SLEEP.

    I could put more arguments here, but it's not diary.com.

  16. Good day American ponies and good night European ponies!

    You have one normally brilliant person make a stupid decision and everyone else just falls in line, doesn't question anything. These people aren't scientists; they're cultists with advanced degrees.

    1. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      I prefer the term 'Hoosier pony' myself.

  17. good night European ponies!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn4U_R7hBc

    [singing to the tune of Modern Major General]
    "I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
     
    I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
    About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse."
     
    "WHERE'S MY CHORUS!?"
     
    "I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
     
    I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
    I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
    I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
    In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous."
     
    "You know this song is kind of dated.. It's supposed to be 'Modern Major General', I'm gonna add a new verse;"
     
    "I can fire at a target and hit it at least half the time
    or graph out an electron path while using only numbers prime
    I calculate the fall rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards
    and perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards.
     
    I can make a simulation of an atom bomb and build one too
    or flank a dozen men and ambush ten of them out of the blue
    from SMGs to RPGs I carry quite an arsenal
    and skip around a warzone like a subatomic particle."
     
    "STILL NO CHORUS!"
     
    "Okay come on sing and I won't kill you!
    Those of you that are left I mean.."
    *Explosion*
    "Ah. Okay there we go."
    "Every solider out here wants to kill me for my curiosity.
    I wage war on the whole damn world because of my tenacity
    in matters combat tactical and physics theoretical I am the very model of a Modern Major General."
     
    "Alright no one is even trying to sing along I quit!"
     
  18. Good night Europeans!

    I like math. Math has zero bullshit tolerance.

  19. Got a bad day, I hope you got a good day and I wish a good night for all of us.

    Why is this door not moving!? It's blown off the hinges! I can see inside for God's — it's not locked! This is cheating! Tell reality to stop cheating! Reality, how could you?

  20. Grayscale is good, but the forgot about the background!:D

    It's good, by the way.

  21. He got elite brohoofs, his brain just exploded.

    I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHY HE'S GONE.

    1. Aqua shine

      Aqua shine

      and know i'm not not

  22. Here's a good message:

    Life is hard, life is stressful. I need peace and tranquility. I don't have to prove myself to anyone.

  23. I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51 6 and 500 in roman numbers.

    I M  LIVID

    1. Ethan Tran

      Ethan Tran

      (MCDLXXXVIII)

      Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two. Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider.

    2. Feather Spiral

      Feather Spiral

      Star Trek is transphobic cause they have transphasic torpedoes.

      I heard someone made a belt made entirely of clocks and watches. Sounds like a complete waist of time.

      What do you call the dangly bit at the back of a furry's throat? the uwula~

      Why did the caveman refuse to grow facial hair while carving himself a home? Because shaving is caving.

  24. I don't know what I do to being followed, but hey, thank you everyone!

    Here's a random quote:

    I don't know much Latin. "Language of science", my ass! It would be kind of cool if I wrote out "Latin is a dead language" in blood, and made it look like one of the soldiers did it as his dying action. People would say, "Wow, those were his last words, huh?!" Make them think.

    1. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      Who says you need to do anything? People must like you, that's all :-P

  25. I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk.

    He's essentially a giant banner.

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