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  1. What happen if we propose an vaccine against autism for anti-vaxxers?

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    2. Feather Spiral

      Feather Spiral

      Problem with that is, if anti-vaxers see that vaccination isn't necessary to protect their child, it can encourage them to speak up (and be even more obnoxious) and make them look credible. Since they'd have a logical-sounding argument, more parents would be tempted to skip vaccination, thus effectively erasing herd immunity in the long run.

    3. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      Which is what I am saying - the best course of action for an anti-vaxxer is to encourage everyone else to vaccinate - that way, they can benefit from herd immunity while not actually vaccinating their kids.

    4. Feather Spiral

      Feather Spiral

      That kinda goes against the anti-vaxxer philosophy though... They have a reason (very legitimate in their eyes) for not vaccinating their children, and since they're convinced of being right, they'll wanna play vigilante.

      Not to mention many of them also claim that children must get sick to gain immunity, so they'll want other parents to go anti-vax as well.

  2. The letter Y said in english can be heard as "Why".

    The letter Y said in french can be heard as "E Greek".

    I hate it.

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    2. Rikifive

      Rikifive

      Same in Poland, it's spelled "E-greek" here too. Sounds funny.

    3. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      @Kujamih Y, in French is called “Greek i”. It’s pronounced “ee-grec” in French.

    4. Evil Pink One

      Evil Pink One

      ......why?....XD

  3. I'm having a surgery in 9 hours for removing 5 teethes: 4 wisdom teethes and one who's bucked up.

    I can't eat and can only drink...

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    2. Denim&Venöm

      Denim&Venöm

      On the bright side, you're going to have one heck of a time with that nitrous oxide. 

    3. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      they're gonna sleep me for an hour, that's it.

    4. Denim&Venöm

      Denim&Venöm

      Oh. Well on the bright side, you won't have to do what my brother did, and have his jaw broken to get his teeth out.

      I got my wisdom teeth pulled. It's not so bad. Just have enough vicodin and you'll be sleeping most of the pain away. 

       

  4. Poor Stan Lee, our greatest hero of our time.

  5. Social Interactions in VRchat is hard, I made a meme about it in r/furry_irl and met a cool guy and I've been playing with him almost every night!

    I'm very happy with this decision.

    Does someone else want a buddy to visit/chill/meet people in VRChat too?

    1. Windy Breeze

      Windy Breeze

      Edit the status update and type everything you lost in this status, then click save status.

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt
    3. Windy Breeze

      Windy Breeze

      I'm interested playing that game, maybe try create a 3D model of Windy. Though, I'm not optimistic when I suddenly bump into something like a wall or our expensive television.

      Have fun though!

  6. The poster below is stupid!

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      stupid enough to actually respond to this, eeyup, that's me

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      I don't know if you know the joke or not.

      Here's the joke, in case you don't understand it:

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    3. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      oh, missed that second one

       

  7. I've made a mistake.

    The universe is screaming.

    My world is burning.

    18 Mc nuggets cause a stomach ache.

    1. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Did you have a deficient amount of salty goodness?

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      My name mean something in this universe, @Kyoshi, Of course I did.

    3. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      With enough salt, the universe can bend to your will.

  8. By all my power, I shall now say.

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    I HAVE IT! BUCK YEAH!

    oh, and btw:

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    Only 8 players got it, and I'm in it!

    1. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      shouldn't you, you know, keep it secret? :)

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      It's not a secret that I have it, it's a secret about I have it and ...

      I see the problem...

  9. A termite walks into a bar and asks: “Where’s the bar tender?”

  10. I don't like ponies who smoke married iguanas.

    1. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      but married iguanas drive so VERY slowly....

    2. Dabmanz

      Dabmanz

      Or do they?... yeah ive got nothing.

  11. I got so hyped while playing TF2, It's like I was sniffing glue.

    Also this:

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    1. Castle Bleck
    2. EpicEnergy

      EpicEnergy

      Someone needs to help that pony out! :ooh:

  12. You can never prove the absence of ninjas, only their direct presence.

  13. Now that I think of it, I think I remember how I "burned out" my old CPU.

    45 Cluster nukes on Garry's mod.

    1. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Something like that can just straight up 'kill' a CPU? O_o

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      well, that multiple times and running GTA online ...

  14. Those chickens are up to something. The plot chickens.

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      it must be a scootaloo episode

    2. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      scootascootaloooooo....

  15. Does dogs think that other animals are just different type of dogs?

    Like humans are big dogs on 2 legs, a cat is just a angry dog or a fly is just a very small annoying dog?

    1. Ethan Tran

      Ethan Tran

      maybe they see us as big monkeys in clothes.

      I don't think that dogs think that cats for example are little dogs or small animals like chickens are dogs too... so no. they can see the difference between some species that's for sure.

    2. Feather Spiral

      Feather Spiral

      It's hard to tell whether a non-talking animal understands the idea of "different species", because words are human inventions and "species" is one with such a narrow definition.

      I don't think most animals are stupid enough to believe a very different-looking animal actually behaves and communicates the same way they do. They might try to communicate with, say, humans the way they do with each other; the same way we humans speak to animals knowing full well they don't understand our words. Species that were bred to live with humans, especially dogs, actually can interpret our body language and facial expressions; and cats don't typically meow at each other, only at humans.

  16. I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51 6 and 500 in roman numbers.

    I M  LIVID

    1. Ethan Tran

      Ethan Tran

      (MCDLXXXVIII)

      Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two. Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider.

    2. Feather Spiral

      Feather Spiral

      Star Trek is transphobic cause they have transphasic torpedoes.

      I heard someone made a belt made entirely of clocks and watches. Sounds like a complete waist of time.

      What do you call the dangly bit at the back of a furry's throat? the uwula~

      Why did the caveman refuse to grow facial hair while carving himself a home? Because shaving is caving.

  17. I dreamed of me being Incineroar from Pokémon fighting Richter Belmont in a Super Smash Bros battle while being at Sawmill from Team Fortress 2.

    I dodge every spammy projectiles he threw at me, everybody was running away from the fight while kicking the sh*t out of him.

    I wake up, shaking like being injected with adrenaline and with a big smile on my face.

    It was a good dream.

    1. Photon Jet

      Photon Jet

      I'm guessing you know who your main is now.

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      It always been my main, but it's been a while since I've played it.

  18. I love Fortnite for keeping cancerous kids out of my games, by Celestia, I was sick of those XBOX microphones kids.

  19. I'm just going to…not deal with that. That's my favorite solution to any problem. It's like the classic debate of why measuring the position of an electron changes its momentum and vice versa. The only correct answer is to get drunk and set fire to things.

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      humor is always my way of dealing with problems i don't want to deal with, sometimes even dark and morbid humor

    2. Brony Number 42

      Brony Number 42

      The solution is in the fact that the wave function canonical variables x and p are related via a Fourier transform, which, as you know, has an inherent uncertainty. Sorry to state the obvious. >_>

  20. Rick Rolls are outdated and the Spanish inquisition is expected, the truly unexpected is

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    1. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Quote

      Rick Rolls are outdated

      They're still effective in smaller doses, though.

    2. Sonic Shimmer
  21. Today, all of my teachers are not working and I basically have a free day.

    Today, I am sick as peck.

    WHAT ARE THE ODDS!

    1. Azure Acrylic

      Azure Acrylic

      Well, school in France is wayy different than how school is here, I know that, I used to be in school, and school there mostly focuses on French history and Art, maybe.

    2. EpicEnergy

      EpicEnergy

      That's unfortunate, I hope you get better soon! :kindness:

  22. A Hat in Time done in 1:32:02!

    Old time was 1:46:29

    1. Odyssey

      Odyssey

      Nice! Think you will beat your personal time again next time you speedrun the game?

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      Yes, I've done a backtrack and died to the final boss while trying to do a double hit.

  23. He got elite brohoofs, his brain just exploded.

    I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHY HE'S GONE.

    1. Aqua shine

      Aqua shine

      and know i'm not not

  24. Imagine if Valve goes at E3 and on their video, only put a crowbar with nothing else.

    Imagine the explosion in all of our minds.

  25. I know it's obvious I'm a genius, but is everyone else really this stupid? I don't know, but I do know how to prove who's more dead between us.

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      Freeman knows best

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